CURSE YOU LIFE!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is my knife?....
/STAB!!
/Bleed!!
/Breath heavily
/losing sight...
/everything is dark
/last breath...
/gone to hell..
/HELP!!!!!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Gobosa Man "The Adventures through Age Of Conan"
Its been a while since I posted anything on the blog all because I was taken by Age Of Conan... and the Un-expected Vacation that I took from work ;P
Let me rant on my Vacation first....
One of the girls co-workers came to me crying.. she wanted to take a vacation exactly the same time I was planning to. She wanted it to travel with her family bla bla bla boring details. I wanted my vacation at a specific time to stay in home with my A/C running. and play Computer games / Watch Anime / Watch Movies.. and NO DISTURBANCE!. The Senior doesn't want us both take vacation on the same time.
But after she annoyed me with her freaking vacation. I decided to change my vacation time to NOW. I went to my senior and said.. ok. Am taking it now. Any objections?.... he said... No no no.. go ahead..
WTF? you don't want me you sick fucking bastard? GOOD! I don't want you either! go suffocate on Hydrogen Sulfide you fucking retard.
I took my Vacation. and of course the girl came to me thanking me and shit. which I don't give a fuck what she thinking. all I wanted was to go home and relax a bit.
So at that time. My Age Of Conan was working flawlessly. and the Adventures Through BEGAN!.
First of all I wasn't really sure which Class I may need to take. but I think I will end up doing all Classes trying every goddamn thing JUST like all other MMORPG games I played so far.
Upon joining the game. I wanted to make a Class were I can use it to play with my friends. Yes. I made a Conqueror.. Enter Khaleel The Cimmerian Conqueror!
Just look at that face man... he rules.. sadly he is stuck at level23 because all my friends are FUCKING BUSY!.... fuck you for letting me take my vacation on the wrong time.. FUCK YOU!!!!! (refering to the girl)
Considering that I cannot play my Cimmerian Conqueror. I went ahead and did another class. Enter Samarra The Aquilonian Assassin!
Fuck she is hot... HOT!... but. she sucked. yeah. I didn't like the way she pose when she puts out her Daggers. just look at that thing.. its embarrassing......
Since I did not like my Assassin. I went on to make another character. which Me and my friend GunSpeed decided to play together NOT very Often, but at least we PLAY. Enter Achaar The Stygian Tempest of Set!
Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger Stood up against. a MAMMOTH... look at that huge shit.... Kristina the Lesbian Cimmerian Ranger MISSED that HUGE Elephant standing 1 FEET in front of Her... How can you miss that? at 1 feet.... game is stupid. My whole combo missed that huge shit. I mean even a child can hit that. you try it! not like any mammoth exists now :P
Let me rant on my Vacation first....
One of the girls co-workers came to me crying.. she wanted to take a vacation exactly the same time I was planning to. She wanted it to travel with her family bla bla bla boring details. I wanted my vacation at a specific time to stay in home with my A/C running. and play Computer games / Watch Anime / Watch Movies.. and NO DISTURBANCE!. The Senior doesn't want us both take vacation on the same time.
But after she annoyed me with her freaking vacation. I decided to change my vacation time to NOW. I went to my senior and said.. ok. Am taking it now. Any objections?.... he said... No no no.. go ahead..
WTF? you don't want me you sick fucking bastard? GOOD! I don't want you either! go suffocate on Hydrogen Sulfide you fucking retard.
I took my Vacation. and of course the girl came to me thanking me and shit. which I don't give a fuck what she thinking. all I wanted was to go home and relax a bit.
So at that time. My Age Of Conan was working flawlessly. and the Adventures Through BEGAN!.
First of all I wasn't really sure which Class I may need to take. but I think I will end up doing all Classes trying every goddamn thing JUST like all other MMORPG games I played so far.
Upon joining the game. I wanted to make a Class were I can use it to play with my friends. Yes. I made a Conqueror.. Enter Khaleel The Cimmerian Conqueror!
Just look at that face man... he rules.. sadly he is stuck at level23 because all my friends are FUCKING BUSY!.... fuck you for letting me take my vacation on the wrong time.. FUCK YOU!!!!! (refering to the girl)
Considering that I cannot play my Cimmerian Conqueror. I went ahead and did another class. Enter Samarra The Aquilonian Assassin!
Fuck she is hot... HOT!... but. she sucked. yeah. I didn't like the way she pose when she puts out her Daggers. just look at that thing.. its embarrassing......
Since I did not like my Assassin. I went on to make another character. which Me and my friend GunSpeed decided to play together NOT very Often, but at least we PLAY. Enter Achaar The Stygian Tempest of Set!
Holy shit man. look at that powerful dude RIGHT THERE.. BAD ASS! Tempest of Set are hybrid of Priests of Mitra (healers) and a Tank (Guardian/Conqueror)... but It turned out that he cannot stand shit. 1-2 hits and he dies like a bitch.. all that bad ass looking.. and he dies like a fly... haha.. though he can heal pretty well.. ain't that right Gunspeed? :) told you not to run.. HAVE NO FEAR! ACHAAR IS HERE!
I needed to make a solo character. which I choose to play alone were no one of my friends are on. I was confused which one to do. but after telling my friends that some classes are gay because I looked at them through different games I played. I decided to try out this one.. Enter Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger!
I needed to make a solo character. which I choose to play alone were no one of my friends are on. I was confused which one to do. but after telling my friends that some classes are gay because I looked at them through different games I played. I decided to try out this one.. Enter Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger!
I took special care doing her.. cough.. I mean building the character.. don't you fucking retards get any sick ideas now. After playing Kristina for a long time..... Wait... let me get this out of my system.
I Tried Every God Forsaken Name I can think of! All TAKEN! my Special Hellina was taken! I had no idea of another name and Kristina just POPPED in my head! THERE!. I even Tried to change the name in the middle but the Game-Masters doesn't want it! SHASAWI YA3NI?.
Not like anyone cares but hey :P
The Adventures kept on coming while I was playing my Ranger. She was hot fast and deadly! and I liked the playing Style which resembles my awesome Hunter Samarra on World of WarCraft.. yah. the exact samarra everyone complained about on the server saying that SHE CHEATS... Ever heard of SKILL?.... I don't recall that as a Cheat.... I rape a few rogues and they go to the Game-Masters crying.... fucking children.. Fucking children... FUCKING CHILDREN!..
I Tried Every God Forsaken Name I can think of! All TAKEN! my Special Hellina was taken! I had no idea of another name and Kristina just POPPED in my head! THERE!. I even Tried to change the name in the middle but the Game-Masters doesn't want it! SHASAWI YA3NI?.
Not like anyone cares but hey :P
The Adventures kept on coming while I was playing my Ranger. She was hot fast and deadly! and I liked the playing Style which resembles my awesome Hunter Samarra on World of WarCraft.. yah. the exact samarra everyone complained about on the server saying that SHE CHEATS... Ever heard of SKILL?.... I don't recall that as a Cheat.... I rape a few rogues and they go to the Game-Masters crying.... fucking children.. Fucking children... FUCKING CHILDREN!..
Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger Stood up against. a MAMMOTH... look at that huge shit.... Kristina the Lesbian Cimmerian Ranger MISSED that HUGE Elephant standing 1 FEET in front of Her... How can you miss that? at 1 feet.... game is stupid. My whole combo missed that huge shit. I mean even a child can hit that. you try it! not like any mammoth exists now :P
Yeah That's all I was doing on my Vacation. Watch a Movie. Watch Anime. Play Age Of Conan. End of Story. No Gay Work. No Annoying Women. No Annoying Children. Just ME. My 4 Monitors. My Big White Ass. and my Electricity Cut-off Because OUR FUCKING COUNTRY DOESN'T CARE...... BUILD MORE POWER STATIONS! YOU HAVE TONS OF FUCKING MONEY!.. WHY GIVE IT TO SOME FUCKING COUNTRY! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM! FUCK THEM ALL! LET THEM ALL BURN TO HELL! WHO CARES! WASTE MONEY ON YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
but...
I don't blame them.. lets be honest here. All Kuwaiti people doesn't deserve shit. yes. you don't deserve shit. no one want to waste their effort and time on you people. why? because you suck. yes. you suck. all Kuwaitis are. you all deserve to die horribly by a nuke or something. yah take me with you too. I deserve it as much as you do.... Arg I don't want this post to go any longer by screaming my balls off about this stinking worthless nation. here. I leave you with more pictures of my awesome Kristina Adventures!........ HOW CAN A FUCKING HORSE BE STOPPED BECAUSE OF A FUCKING RABBIT!!?!?!?!!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME MECHANICS?!?!? OH MY GOD!!!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Gobosa Man
I cannot believe what happened the past few weeks… I still think it’s just a weird stupid ass dream.. and am hoping to wake up from it because it’s just ridiculous..
It all began when my friends and I decided to join an MMORPG game (Age Of Conan) 3 months ago. I was following that game for almost 1 year and thought it that we should give that game a go. “Since am sick of World of Warcraft and had enough insult by 13 years old children who doesn’t know how to play”
I talked to my friends about it and some of them seems interested. So I started it all, after one of my friends, and placed a pre order for the game before 2 months of its release. I ,of course, put a pre order on the collector edition since it had a lot of features.
Now the weeks passed and they announced “the game company” that they will distribute Early Access codes for the people who preordered. So immediately thought. ME with a big smile on my face. And waited for that code, during that period one of my friends pre ordered the regular version of the game just before 2 weeks of its release.
Now the date of the distribution of the early access key has came, and I wait patiently for my key, since I have preordered 2 months ago, I should be the FIRST to ever get a key, but after 1 week of waiting, NO KEY. Everyone got his key except me, even my friend who pre ordered the NORMAL version and he did it so late, GOT A KEY. Except ME. I thought oh well, no matter, I’ll get the game and play with them later.
Then the shipment date arrive. The game at my Aramex box in UK. And awaits shipping. I had a big smile on my fucked up face again. And waited. After it reached Kuwait, Aramex reports “DELIVERY DELAYED” and I immediately went berserk. How the hell did it get delayed? Even though my other friends got delivered!.
I waited again PATIENTLY. For the next day. Then they issued SMS to me saying we will deliver. I put a note to them saying that DO NOT deliver in the mornings. EVERY ONE WORKS in the fucking morning no one at home. BUT the asshole delivery dude decides to come early in the morning. And expected someone to be there!. I called them and complained, you should know that no one will be at home during the mornings. Don’t be an idiot, we are not one of those assholes who doesn’t go to work and sit lazy at home drinking/eating and farting like pigs.
I called the delivery guy in anger and demanded my game in any way possible, I even left work early searching for the goddamn aramex van and I found it, STOPPED him and TOOK the goddamn PACKAGE. I demanded a discount, but the delivery guy almost cried saying “ we are busy we are busy” fucking bastard. FUCK YOU, your fucking van was EMPTY you FUCKING RETARD, I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRASH WITH ALL THESE DELIVERIES AND PAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE FOR THEM!.
Now that I got the game and went directly home to play! I went to FUNCOM site with another stupid ass smile on my fucking gay face. Enter the CDKey and pressed REGISTER.. awaiting, WITH A FUCKING SMILE ON MY FACE, the registration page and this shows up :
Your CDKEY is Broken
Thank you for purchasing Age Of Conan.
Upon reading these two lines… I thought the following :-
1. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
2. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
3. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
4. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
5. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
FUCKING GOBOS WALLAH!. After all this bullshit I went through, I STILL HAVE BAD LUCK… THE FUCKING KEY WAS BROKEN!!!!!!!. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SUPPLY A KEY THAT IS BROKEN!?!?!?! OH MY GOD! THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!.. IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUNNY!.. I ALMOST LOST MY FUCKING MIND..
While I was in a mad state. I read below, email us with your broken cd key and we will resend you a new one.
I wrote an email to them. TWICE. And waited ALL DAY, doing nothing at all. Angry. Sad. Miserable. Hungry. Ass hurts. Back hurts. Head hurts. Nose hurts.
I decided to play GTA IV on my PS3 and KILL SOME people in there just to relief the pain in me…I fucking murdered a Junkie + Old lady + priest + gang member + Police + Women in strip club + women walking around + Women driving in cars + women sitting on benches at the garden + running over women and burn my wheels on their dead bodies + … damn, I really do hate women.. they are fucking hot yet annoying.
I woke up this morning to check my email and found the new cd key. I couldn’t go to the bathroom and directly went to register. And I did. Thank god. Now all I need is to pray to allah that I can play the god forsaken game without a problem. Please no more problems. I had enough.. I really had enough of all this.
Hopefully today, I’ll play and ease my pain. No more problems plz! PLZ! PLZ ! PLZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE SMILES ON THIS FUCKED UP FACE!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Election Is Fucking GAY.
What can a person do to have peace of mind after a long day at work?.... can I simply put my stinking fucking head on a fucking pillow and sleep without any disturbance?
NO…… I’ll tell you why.
A long day at work, had to really do some calculations and reconfirmation on every single number I put so my team leader won’t have any trouble discussion that issue with the higher ups. Discussion on my numbers and why they conflict on what my senior said in the meeting and why he is an idiot gone for about 2 to 3 hours. And staying at work past its 3pm time up to 4pm just to confirm with his stupidity and make him cover his stupid mistake by playing around with some words.
After all that, I return home. Now I need a peaceful nap so I can regain what I really lost during all that discussion and shit. I put my heavy head on the pillow and closed my eyes…
Suddenly my mobile message tone started “ DING DING.. DING DING” .. I picked it up to see who is it.
“ NAME “ is conducting a presentation for election! You are invited…
Me “ Go fuck yourself. “ *Deletes message*
I went back to my pillow and closed my eyes… I went into a deep sleep for I think about 15 minutes.
Then the mobile message tone started again “DING DING.. DING DING”.. I fucking picked it up again to check..
“Name” is conducting a presentation for election! You are Invited…
Me” I Hope you fucking chock while you present… @%$!@#$%@#$%#” *Deletes Message*
Puts my head back to sleep. After about 30 minutes of rest. DING DING DING DING..
Me “ what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people, fuck you and fuck your election “
Seriously.. I don’t care Who the fuck does a presentation and I don’t care where, when and how. I don’t give a fuck about election. I don’t give a shit about you, your invitation and your fucking annoying messages you fucking piece of shit.
Inshallah, AMEEN, yallah ya kareem. Let them all chock and die right there on the spot. CHOCK AND FUCKING DIE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!... FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD… ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY to keep FUCKING PESTERING ME WITH YOUR FUCKING GAY SHIT ELECTION!!!!!
Now that is out of my system, you may wonder why I don’t use silent mode. Well I cannot leave it silent since there might be an important call/message from my family. I don’t care about election am not even registered. And I sure don’t give a fuck who is conducting what and where.
I sure hope this ends quickly, otherwise I will probably go crazy and start raiding their camps and start slaughtering some SCUM!!!.
NO…… I’ll tell you why.
A long day at work, had to really do some calculations and reconfirmation on every single number I put so my team leader won’t have any trouble discussion that issue with the higher ups. Discussion on my numbers and why they conflict on what my senior said in the meeting and why he is an idiot gone for about 2 to 3 hours. And staying at work past its 3pm time up to 4pm just to confirm with his stupidity and make him cover his stupid mistake by playing around with some words.
After all that, I return home. Now I need a peaceful nap so I can regain what I really lost during all that discussion and shit. I put my heavy head on the pillow and closed my eyes…
Suddenly my mobile message tone started “ DING DING.. DING DING” .. I picked it up to see who is it.
“ NAME “ is conducting a presentation for election! You are invited…
Me “ Go fuck yourself. “ *Deletes message*
I went back to my pillow and closed my eyes… I went into a deep sleep for I think about 15 minutes.
Then the mobile message tone started again “DING DING.. DING DING”.. I fucking picked it up again to check..
“Name” is conducting a presentation for election! You are Invited…
Me” I Hope you fucking chock while you present… @%$!@#$%@#$%#” *Deletes Message*
Puts my head back to sleep. After about 30 minutes of rest. DING DING DING DING..
Me “ what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people, fuck you and fuck your election “
Seriously.. I don’t care Who the fuck does a presentation and I don’t care where, when and how. I don’t give a fuck about election. I don’t give a shit about you, your invitation and your fucking annoying messages you fucking piece of shit.
Inshallah, AMEEN, yallah ya kareem. Let them all chock and die right there on the spot. CHOCK AND FUCKING DIE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!... FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD… ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY to keep FUCKING PESTERING ME WITH YOUR FUCKING GAY SHIT ELECTION!!!!!
Now that is out of my system, you may wonder why I don’t use silent mode. Well I cannot leave it silent since there might be an important call/message from my family. I don’t care about election am not even registered. And I sure don’t give a fuck who is conducting what and where.
I sure hope this ends quickly, otherwise I will probably go crazy and start raiding their camps and start slaughtering some SCUM!!!.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
The Chair Adventures
Last week I decided to go shop for a chair to reduce my ass pain sitting on that plastic piece of garbage while playing computer games or watching movies/anime. And it turns out that my neck pain, which was causing me hell of a time for more than a fucking month, was mainly because of that fucking piece of shit chair that I use.
So I quickly consulted my family to buy a desk chair, a VERY EXPENSIVE one. I mean good shit. And they advised me to go to Ikea. So I took their advice and went there. First of all I went on Saturdays, so I should be prepared of the horrors I’ll see there. But I took my chances and went to the Avenues.
First… I peaked at that huge building that called Avenues and immediately thought.. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!. Why the fuck do you want to put all these shops WHICH ARE HELL EXPENSIVE and take all that precious space.. you could have done a PARK or a residence Area. Or something that is GOOD. Over Rated Malls in Kuwait… WTF Were you thinking?... anyway, I passed that huge pile of garbage mall and went to Ikea.
Of course, the parking lot is FUCKING FULL and you cannot find space at all, but thank god someone was leaving when I arrived. Otherwise I would have squeezed my camaro in between 2 cars and FUCK IT. I headed to the door after I parked the car, passing a lot of assholes and people who deserve to die ever horribly using the most horrific torture tools ever created in mankind history, including over make uped girls and men who thinks they are cool by wearing tights and showing their lame ass bodies.
Upon reaching the door I began my search for the perfect chair. I started, AS USUAL, in the opposite direction of EVERYONE. So I won’t be in the same line and same path as them. Otherwise I would have wasted my time cursing and swearing and forget my chair hunting.
While I was searching for the perfect chair. I couldn’t help myself noting some weird people in there, let me start, please take a seat and enjoy the fucking lame ass Kuwaiti community.
· I saw girls with alien head gears… sorry, this is an alien head gear, no matter what you put under that scarf of yours. A cup, Pringles, whatever, its ALIEN, and I fucking hate it. And it makes you ugly.
· I saw men who walk with their wives who had the alien head gear. Didn’t you feel embarrassed by that you fucking retard? Oh.. you don’t feel embarrassed? What a shame… you should burn in eternal hell being molested by its flames.
· Of course, the place never fun with FUCKING CHILDREN SCREAMING all over the place.
And the most amazing sight I saw that really worth mentioning…
· I saw a fucking food cart. You take with you while shopping.
Let me take a second to breath here. You actually want to eat food, while shopping?... not any food.. not fast food.. its food on a fucking plates. On the fucking cart driven by the fucking maid, following her fucking boss.
Please choke on something while doing that? Please? Fucking please?
Is there no chairs and no tables anymore?
Is there no food respect anymore?
Are you that excited to fucking shop and cannot afford 10 fucking minutes to eat in peace?
Fucking choke and die.. PLEASE…
After a lot of OMG WTF.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. I concluded that this place isn’t worth my money. And immediately left. While trying to FIND THE FUCKING EXIT IN THAT FUCKING HUGE PLACE. I noticed a mini shop inside that sells food. But that shop is unique… do you know how it is unique?... it has tables. BUT NO CHAIRS!.... you fucking eat on the FUCKING table, WITHOUT A CHAIR……. To whom ever thought of that idea….. I want to stick a chair and a table up your ass.
I still had the “MUST GET THE PERFECT CHAIR” so I went to another place called abdul-wahab or something close to that. And I amazingly found what I was looking for! Good leather chairs!, I took my time choosing the perfect chair. And I found it! I went to the cashier to pay up and suddenly something dropped near me. I looked to the right and found the chair that I choose…
“What the hell?” I was thinking, and looked shocked. I told the guy who brought it, what is this?. He happily replied “Your Chair!”…
I went silent for a moment… and then I replied. “ you going to sell me a chair that 10000000000000 Asses tried it just like that? For a fucking 70kd?.. GO FUCK YOURSELF!.. took my money and left……. And NEVER going to buy from those assholes.. they said we are sorry we don’t have stocks.. well you could have said that before I paid with k-net you retard! I won’t pay 70kd for a used chair. Which has tons of asses passing on it. NO WAY.
I went out cursing this day since I wasted it with utter garbage moments and decided to just go home and sleep. What a sad day.
So I quickly consulted my family to buy a desk chair, a VERY EXPENSIVE one. I mean good shit. And they advised me to go to Ikea. So I took their advice and went there. First of all I went on Saturdays, so I should be prepared of the horrors I’ll see there. But I took my chances and went to the Avenues.
First… I peaked at that huge building that called Avenues and immediately thought.. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!. Why the fuck do you want to put all these shops WHICH ARE HELL EXPENSIVE and take all that precious space.. you could have done a PARK or a residence Area. Or something that is GOOD. Over Rated Malls in Kuwait… WTF Were you thinking?... anyway, I passed that huge pile of garbage mall and went to Ikea.
Of course, the parking lot is FUCKING FULL and you cannot find space at all, but thank god someone was leaving when I arrived. Otherwise I would have squeezed my camaro in between 2 cars and FUCK IT. I headed to the door after I parked the car, passing a lot of assholes and people who deserve to die ever horribly using the most horrific torture tools ever created in mankind history, including over make uped girls and men who thinks they are cool by wearing tights and showing their lame ass bodies.
Upon reaching the door I began my search for the perfect chair. I started, AS USUAL, in the opposite direction of EVERYONE. So I won’t be in the same line and same path as them. Otherwise I would have wasted my time cursing and swearing and forget my chair hunting.
While I was searching for the perfect chair. I couldn’t help myself noting some weird people in there, let me start, please take a seat and enjoy the fucking lame ass Kuwaiti community.
· I saw girls with alien head gears… sorry, this is an alien head gear, no matter what you put under that scarf of yours. A cup, Pringles, whatever, its ALIEN, and I fucking hate it. And it makes you ugly.
· I saw men who walk with their wives who had the alien head gear. Didn’t you feel embarrassed by that you fucking retard? Oh.. you don’t feel embarrassed? What a shame… you should burn in eternal hell being molested by its flames.
· Of course, the place never fun with FUCKING CHILDREN SCREAMING all over the place.
And the most amazing sight I saw that really worth mentioning…
· I saw a fucking food cart. You take with you while shopping.
Let me take a second to breath here. You actually want to eat food, while shopping?... not any food.. not fast food.. its food on a fucking plates. On the fucking cart driven by the fucking maid, following her fucking boss.
Please choke on something while doing that? Please? Fucking please?
Is there no chairs and no tables anymore?
Is there no food respect anymore?
Are you that excited to fucking shop and cannot afford 10 fucking minutes to eat in peace?
Fucking choke and die.. PLEASE…
After a lot of OMG WTF.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. I concluded that this place isn’t worth my money. And immediately left. While trying to FIND THE FUCKING EXIT IN THAT FUCKING HUGE PLACE. I noticed a mini shop inside that sells food. But that shop is unique… do you know how it is unique?... it has tables. BUT NO CHAIRS!.... you fucking eat on the FUCKING table, WITHOUT A CHAIR……. To whom ever thought of that idea….. I want to stick a chair and a table up your ass.
I still had the “MUST GET THE PERFECT CHAIR” so I went to another place called abdul-wahab or something close to that. And I amazingly found what I was looking for! Good leather chairs!, I took my time choosing the perfect chair. And I found it! I went to the cashier to pay up and suddenly something dropped near me. I looked to the right and found the chair that I choose…
“What the hell?” I was thinking, and looked shocked. I told the guy who brought it, what is this?. He happily replied “Your Chair!”…
I went silent for a moment… and then I replied. “ you going to sell me a chair that 10000000000000 Asses tried it just like that? For a fucking 70kd?.. GO FUCK YOURSELF!.. took my money and left……. And NEVER going to buy from those assholes.. they said we are sorry we don’t have stocks.. well you could have said that before I paid with k-net you retard! I won’t pay 70kd for a used chair. Which has tons of asses passing on it. NO WAY.
I went out cursing this day since I wasted it with utter garbage moments and decided to just go home and sleep. What a sad day.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
A Weird Dream!
I had the weirdest dream and I would like to post it. It’s too weird it made me wonder and try to explain it by myself, I decided to post it as a blog because I think it’s really important for other people to read this, don’t ask me why, but I felt that way. Here goes….
After a long work day I came to the house and dropped on the bed hoping for a good nap. But instead I had this ultra weird dream which starts at me being at a work location, the walls were surrounded by see through glass and a step like seats in front of it. The time was exactly 2:00 PM, I know the time because I felt like going out but, as my work ends at 3:00 PM, I thought I should wait till 3:00 PM.
During that time, there were no employees present, no one from my section, I took a peek at a nearest window and I saw that its dark as like its 9pm not 2pm. The surroundings were very weird, and I tried my best to search for an employee but no one was there except 2 people who were locked inside that glass like wall, I went over and opened the door for them, they left home immediately after I opened the door.
Suddenly people started appearing, some of them were sitting on the steps like seats and were spectating a weird show of boys break dancing and women clapping to them. I, for some reason took a seat and watched the show. The girls were having a blast clapping and enjoying the boys doing break dance. And one of the girls were yelling while clapping in a horny voice “ break dance.. make me horny, make me horny”. I then looked at that girl and thought to myself, What a BITCH, I cannot believe this bitch! No manners at all. Then a cell phone ran near me, that person who was sitting near me picked it up and said “It’s my pets feeding time”, and another girl showed her mobile phone saying to that person “ Yours Too?”.
I then decided to leave work since it reached 3:00 PM, for some reason, I RAN out of work. Its not only me, it’s Everyone leaving work was running so fast to reach their cars. While I was running, there was a guy wearing a tux running and he kept on yelling “ I don’t care what you think about my looks! I need to reach my friends car before he leaves me behind!”. I thought what kind of a fucking asshole friend who would make his friends run for him just to reach the car?.. Wait for a few seconds, you don’t have to actually make him RUN to you!.
I looked at a distance and spotted my car, there was a truck DRIFTING, yes, you read it right, a Truck drifting behind my freaking car!, but I didn’t care for it, while getting close to the car, the guy wearing the tux reached his friends car and it was in front of mine. Now in that car there was a guy with NO mustache and no beard at all who was muscular and there was a “Am So Confident” written all over his face. That fucking retard tried to RUN me over by reversing, since I tried to pass him to reach my car. I jumped over his car and he didn’t hit me, he then crashed into another car, seeing how stupid he is, he tried to run me over AGAIN!. I quickly jumped over his car. He got annoyed and came out of his car to beat me up.., WTF?, he came close to beating me then the dream suddenly blacked out showing a weird torture device. It was a rotating equipment that has whips installed all over it. And there was a person who was dropped down to his hands and knees in the middle and the whips were whipping his fucking ass so hard. That person was all white, I could not see his face/body or anything that resemble a specific person.
After that I woke up with a freaking hard boner, that took actually 45 freaking mins to subside!. During those 45 min, I tried to recall all the events of that dream so hard so I won’t forget. Of course I was cursing my boner for Not subsiding so quickly… 45 mins of boner.. that’s soo tough guys.. really. Especially when you want to take a piss and that fucking bathroom is across 3 different rooms were my family are staying… you got my point.
Now to highlights some points:-
· It was Very Dark at 2 PM. This shows that Kuwait is going to drop so low that even the sun won’t ever shine on it.
· It was 2 PM and there were no employees at all! And some of them were watching some boys dancing! That shows how us in Kuwait are not taking care of our jobs.
· Some people were locked inside that see through glass wall, this shows that no one cares about the other, they only care about themselves.
· Boys break dancing while work? And girls moan like bitches to them? This shows how sad the Kuwaiti community will be soon. Men are dancing, girls are bitching, ITS WHAT HAPPENING NOW.
· People run to their cars so fast after work? This shows that there is something dangerous between the work place and the cars… i.e. nuclear radiation, hazardous pollution.
· A no mustache no beard, muscular person who thinks highly of himself and never wait for his friends ? this typically shows the Kuwaiti youth.
· Fucking retard tried to run me over twice? WTF?
· I have no explanation to the drifting truck behind my car
· I have no explanation of the torture device….
This dream gives me the shiver. If that’s what actually going to happen to our country soon. Then I’ll say we are pretty much fucked. And if that dream is just nothing to take note of, then I’ll be relaxed and thank god things like these will never happen.
Your ideas and thoughts are highly appreciated!
After a long work day I came to the house and dropped on the bed hoping for a good nap. But instead I had this ultra weird dream which starts at me being at a work location, the walls were surrounded by see through glass and a step like seats in front of it. The time was exactly 2:00 PM, I know the time because I felt like going out but, as my work ends at 3:00 PM, I thought I should wait till 3:00 PM.
During that time, there were no employees present, no one from my section, I took a peek at a nearest window and I saw that its dark as like its 9pm not 2pm. The surroundings were very weird, and I tried my best to search for an employee but no one was there except 2 people who were locked inside that glass like wall, I went over and opened the door for them, they left home immediately after I opened the door.
Suddenly people started appearing, some of them were sitting on the steps like seats and were spectating a weird show of boys break dancing and women clapping to them. I, for some reason took a seat and watched the show. The girls were having a blast clapping and enjoying the boys doing break dance. And one of the girls were yelling while clapping in a horny voice “ break dance.. make me horny, make me horny”. I then looked at that girl and thought to myself, What a BITCH, I cannot believe this bitch! No manners at all. Then a cell phone ran near me, that person who was sitting near me picked it up and said “It’s my pets feeding time”, and another girl showed her mobile phone saying to that person “ Yours Too?”.
I then decided to leave work since it reached 3:00 PM, for some reason, I RAN out of work. Its not only me, it’s Everyone leaving work was running so fast to reach their cars. While I was running, there was a guy wearing a tux running and he kept on yelling “ I don’t care what you think about my looks! I need to reach my friends car before he leaves me behind!”. I thought what kind of a fucking asshole friend who would make his friends run for him just to reach the car?.. Wait for a few seconds, you don’t have to actually make him RUN to you!.
I looked at a distance and spotted my car, there was a truck DRIFTING, yes, you read it right, a Truck drifting behind my freaking car!, but I didn’t care for it, while getting close to the car, the guy wearing the tux reached his friends car and it was in front of mine. Now in that car there was a guy with NO mustache and no beard at all who was muscular and there was a “Am So Confident” written all over his face. That fucking retard tried to RUN me over by reversing, since I tried to pass him to reach my car. I jumped over his car and he didn’t hit me, he then crashed into another car, seeing how stupid he is, he tried to run me over AGAIN!. I quickly jumped over his car. He got annoyed and came out of his car to beat me up.., WTF?, he came close to beating me then the dream suddenly blacked out showing a weird torture device. It was a rotating equipment that has whips installed all over it. And there was a person who was dropped down to his hands and knees in the middle and the whips were whipping his fucking ass so hard. That person was all white, I could not see his face/body or anything that resemble a specific person.
After that I woke up with a freaking hard boner, that took actually 45 freaking mins to subside!. During those 45 min, I tried to recall all the events of that dream so hard so I won’t forget. Of course I was cursing my boner for Not subsiding so quickly… 45 mins of boner.. that’s soo tough guys.. really. Especially when you want to take a piss and that fucking bathroom is across 3 different rooms were my family are staying… you got my point.
Now to highlights some points:-
· It was Very Dark at 2 PM. This shows that Kuwait is going to drop so low that even the sun won’t ever shine on it.
· It was 2 PM and there were no employees at all! And some of them were watching some boys dancing! That shows how us in Kuwait are not taking care of our jobs.
· Some people were locked inside that see through glass wall, this shows that no one cares about the other, they only care about themselves.
· Boys break dancing while work? And girls moan like bitches to them? This shows how sad the Kuwaiti community will be soon. Men are dancing, girls are bitching, ITS WHAT HAPPENING NOW.
· People run to their cars so fast after work? This shows that there is something dangerous between the work place and the cars… i.e. nuclear radiation, hazardous pollution.
· A no mustache no beard, muscular person who thinks highly of himself and never wait for his friends ? this typically shows the Kuwaiti youth.
· Fucking retard tried to run me over twice? WTF?
· I have no explanation to the drifting truck behind my car
· I have no explanation of the torture device….
This dream gives me the shiver. If that’s what actually going to happen to our country soon. Then I’ll say we are pretty much fucked. And if that dream is just nothing to take note of, then I’ll be relaxed and thank god things like these will never happen.
Your ideas and thoughts are highly appreciated!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
What happened to all the ranting?
Its been a long time since I posted something, there is nothing coming in my mind. But I want to randomly rant on stuff today.
Lets start on how cruel my last month was, I began that beautiful month with neck problems, I couldn’t sleep well and I couldn’t move smoothly, I went to the company doctor and he gave me some worthless pills and some gel, and it had no effect at all, I decided to go to the pharmacy and buy some heat stickers, which did something.
After my neck problems, I was greeted with a massive strike of flu, that flu destroyed me horribly, and the company doctor was an asshole and he refused to give me a sick leave for more than 1 day.. FLU cannot disappear in 1 FREAKING DAY you FUCKING ASSHOLE. I hope you get the flu and cannot leave work. AMEEN!, Then I’ll gladly come to your clinic and point/laugh at your sad fucked up fate.
After the flu disappeared, my neck came back!, currently my neck hurts soo freaking much. Am this close to actually twist my head and end it all.. end the pain, end my sad life, and end the nagging of my family on me to get married.
Now Marriage.. that problem keeps on coming back to me every goddamn time. Mother wants me to get married, father does too, everyone in the family wants to, BUT I am a very complicated person (in a bad way), I require a lot of stuff that KUWAITI GIRLS cannot even think of it! how the hell do you expect me to get married?
You cannot just choose a girl randomly and asks me to marry her. Its impossible, I am very sick person. I require some very sick stuff from the girl I will marry, and I really doubt any of the Kuwaiti girls would accept that.
Also Kuwaiti girls are freaking expensive, and they are really spoiled which SUCKS so horribly, I will not marry a freaking girl that gives me sex whenever she feels like it. or she rewards me with sex if I bring her present. Fuck this shit, when I want sex, I freaking HAVE SEX!. Also am not the kind of a person who goes out a lot. So getting married means taking your stinking fucked up wife and eat outside + walk in stupid area’s (romantic my fucking ass) or pay a lot of money for a stupid gift.
So I can decide to NOT get married…. And….. CUT IT OFF!
OR
Get married and waste my life with a moaning bitch who doesn’t fill her eyes with anything you bring her
Enough with the fucking marriage crap. My neck hurts and I still have a lot of games to finish! Lately I was playing Dynasty Warrior 6 on the PS3, Which owns all games! Its freaking FAST and amazing. Next game will be God Of War on the PSP or Army Of Two on the PS3. one of these…
Message Of The Day:- HD-DVD = RIP
Lets start on how cruel my last month was, I began that beautiful month with neck problems, I couldn’t sleep well and I couldn’t move smoothly, I went to the company doctor and he gave me some worthless pills and some gel, and it had no effect at all, I decided to go to the pharmacy and buy some heat stickers, which did something.
After my neck problems, I was greeted with a massive strike of flu, that flu destroyed me horribly, and the company doctor was an asshole and he refused to give me a sick leave for more than 1 day.. FLU cannot disappear in 1 FREAKING DAY you FUCKING ASSHOLE. I hope you get the flu and cannot leave work. AMEEN!, Then I’ll gladly come to your clinic and point/laugh at your sad fucked up fate.
After the flu disappeared, my neck came back!, currently my neck hurts soo freaking much. Am this close to actually twist my head and end it all.. end the pain, end my sad life, and end the nagging of my family on me to get married.
Now Marriage.. that problem keeps on coming back to me every goddamn time. Mother wants me to get married, father does too, everyone in the family wants to, BUT I am a very complicated person (in a bad way), I require a lot of stuff that KUWAITI GIRLS cannot even think of it! how the hell do you expect me to get married?
You cannot just choose a girl randomly and asks me to marry her. Its impossible, I am very sick person. I require some very sick stuff from the girl I will marry, and I really doubt any of the Kuwaiti girls would accept that.
Also Kuwaiti girls are freaking expensive, and they are really spoiled which SUCKS so horribly, I will not marry a freaking girl that gives me sex whenever she feels like it. or she rewards me with sex if I bring her present. Fuck this shit, when I want sex, I freaking HAVE SEX!. Also am not the kind of a person who goes out a lot. So getting married means taking your stinking fucked up wife and eat outside + walk in stupid area’s (romantic my fucking ass) or pay a lot of money for a stupid gift.
So I can decide to NOT get married…. And….. CUT IT OFF!
OR
Get married and waste my life with a moaning bitch who doesn’t fill her eyes with anything you bring her
Enough with the fucking marriage crap. My neck hurts and I still have a lot of games to finish! Lately I was playing Dynasty Warrior 6 on the PS3, Which owns all games! Its freaking FAST and amazing. Next game will be God Of War on the PSP or Army Of Two on the PS3. one of these…
Message Of The Day:- HD-DVD = RIP
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