A Course in Dubai

I’ve been away from Kuwait the past week. I’ve been on a course to Dubai sent by my company. At first I was really happy for getting nominated to the course, but I did not expect the experience to be so boring. Let me explain.

Everything is paid by the company, thank god, I received my advance payment and I booked a hotel, I was aiming to get the cheapest hotel to save money so I can buy an iTouch + a Video Card (the 8800 Ultra). I was in contact with the course coordinator to try and find me the cheapest possible, at the end we managed to get a hotel cheaper than the one that the course at, Marriott hotel was to expensive for me really, a 1200 UAE Derhams per night. That’s way too much.

The Coordinator found me a hotel with 550 UAE Derhams per night, which is Avari hotel. I figured that’s good enough and its 10 minutes away from JW Marriott. So I went ahead and booked me a room. The coordinator did not find a single room, so I went with a single deluxe which is 660 instead of 550 per night, still acceptable.

The day came where I was supposed to fix up my bags and get ready, but I was so annoyed to do it, so I left it at the last minute (typical hehe). After rushing everything, I went to the airport and got on my plane. I reached Dubai in 1 hr and 30mins, not bad really. And one of the employees who suppose to be with me on the course took the same flight. But that bastard is a senior, so the company booked him a business class. While I suffer in a fucking economical class. Fucking retards.

At the airport I found my friend waiting for me (he studies in Sharga), he was prepared and looked up the hotel location (Thanks DNAQ8 :D), I went there and talked to the receptionist, he noticed that am alone and changed to the room to the 550 derhams, good man. I went to my room prayed, got ready, and went our with my friend, before I went out, I talked to the receptionist guy, and asked him to prepare a taxi for me in the early morning to get to the course location. And I went out.

The next morning I woke up, got ready, and went down. I asked for my taxi and the fucker did not brought one. I told him that I already said so yesterday, he replied with an evil smile on his face saying “You Cannot get a taxi early in the morning, the traffic jam is horrible”, What kind of a Fucking service is that? The hotel should be decent! It’s a 4 star hotel, not a crappy one.

He told me to wait outside for a taxi. I said fuck this shit, and asked the bellboy for the hotel direction, and I just walked there. While I was walking, it is very noticeable that the traffic was horrible early in the morning, so I laughed at all the people in the cars while passing through.

I finally reached my Course Hotel and GODDAMN that hotel is PRETTY in the inside, and smells nice! And a cute girl welcomed me and showed me to the course room. I went there and we started the course.

This happens every day of the course. At the end of each day, I go to the hotel, rest up, and wait for my friend to come to pick me up so we go out. He took me to some malls only since he thought I only want computer stuff. I actually do, so he took me around and I noticed that Dubai is FULL with Asians! I have NOT seen any UAE’s there. Its full with Malaysians, Chinese, Indians, Philippineos etc. I got sick of this! And this is the first time in my life seeing a woman with a beard!, shocking as it may sound, it is true!. And I saw a girl that has a voice of a man!, I saw a lot of Homos there fucking piece of shit country.

Each night I back to the hotel and tries to sleep to wake up early in the morning, But that fucking disco noise reaches the top floor!. How can I sleep while “ AL BURTAGALA! AL-BURTAGALA AL-BURTAGALA! “ each fucking second!. I really wished that burtagala turns to a poison and kills everyone in that room.

On the second day, I went down to the Course Hotel Buffet (its FREE!) and tried it out. Of course JW Marriott is a 5 Start hotel, so I was expecting good stuff!. But I was shocked when I saw its full with stuff that I cannot eat. How can you eat an oyster? Yuck! Its squishy and squeaky and it feels like a jelly.. ewwww… anyway, while I was passing through the buffet checking the food, I saw a cockroach roaming between the dishes around and on the food, horrible huh? I immediately went to tell one of the waiters to remove it!, that was horrible! That’s what I should be expecting in a 5 fucking star hotel? I’ll never eat again here!, I left!. Hungry was I, I went to a small store and got me some Pringles.

Every kind of food I ate in Dubai was horrible, Nothing was nice except for the burger I ate in my room (room service) it was kinda salty but good enough. Rest is just not good. Wasted money. I loved Kuwait and wanted to go back :(. I wasted a lot of time in Dubai doing nothing but shopping for stuff that I really don’t care or want, or sleeping and watching super old comedy shows on Showtime in my hotel room.

I was so bored I called Kuwait airways and asked them to re-schedule my flight back to Kuwait as earliest as possible! And so they did, I called my friend and told him that am leaving early and I need to buy my iTouch now. So I went and bought me an iTouch plus some stuff my friends asked me to get.

The Final day of my course, I got my degree, left as early as possible since I don’t want to see anyone of the course guys saying bye or something, I’ll never see them again as long as I lived. I went back to the hotel and told him I need a taxi to get to my friends apartment. But of course because the hotel is fucking horrible, he said I cannot get you a taxi. Wtf? Its 11am and you cant get a taxi? Why not? They say the taxi company never answer calls…………….do you think am stupid? That’s what I told her. How in earth that there is a taxi company that doesn’t take phone calls? Which planet are you living on? FUCK YOU PLANET?.

I went out angry and spotted one of the taxies. Got the number on the taxi and called, the girl said taxi will be there in 20mins. Ok. Now were you saying you cant call? I said to the receptionist in an angry matter. Then I screamed at her saying I JUST CALLED THEM and GOT MY TAXI, If you don’t want to work, DO NOT COME TO WORK!. HELL DO NOT COME TO OTHER PEOPLES COUNTRY IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO WORK!. And I sat in front of her waiting for the taxi. That Bitch. I wanted to Fucking KILL her Right there on the spot.

I called my friend insulting UAE in every way possible out of anger. He kept on laughing because he knows why. That was horrible! Fucking hotel took 3000 Derhams from me and he cannot fucking bring me a taxi.. FUCK YOU DUBAI. FUCK YOU SO HORRIBLY.

1. Hotel Services Sucks
2. Food with Cockroach
3. Humid as hell it makes you dizzy
4. Full with Indians bastards and Philippino Homosexuals.
5. Roads construction planning is as stupid as it gets.
6. All I saw is tall buildings and I see no use to any.
7. Its fucking expensive.
8. Sharga is a fucking desert…..
9. Long Live Kuwait…………….THE END (only need to Bomb the Customs in Kuwait and everything should be fine, oh and kill the thief’s.. you know yourselves, and reduce ridiculous prices on computer parts…. And a lot of other shit.. wait a minute………bah I wont comment.)

Now am back to my Computers, My Room, My Anime, My Games, and I got Crysis SinglePlayer Demo, and now am MAXIMUM CRYSIS FEVER.


Crytek….MAXIMUM GAME!
Halo 3 and Microshit can kiss my white fat ass!