Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Course in PTC

I started this course for a whole month in PTC about some petroleum stuff, I registered on it since it has approximately 7 degrees out of it if I pass it, and to pass it, all I need is to attend, which is fairly easy, also I would be getting good information regarding my work place, specially that this course is named as Oil Industrial Orientation.

That course is divided into sections, each week we study something, So far this week is about to finish and we got a handful of good information.

Now, when I saw the list that came to me at work with it the names of the people attending, I saw only 2 other people on it, 1 girl and 1 boy, I automatically said this going to be a nice course no one is there, easy to maintain and listen normally and get required information’s.

When I reached PTC the first day of the week "Sunday", searched for my hall, and I looked inside. I was shocked. There are a lot of girls in there and only 1 boy. I immediately thought that this is not my course. I asked the receptionist and she said that it is my course.

I went in mumbling inside, angry at the whole thing, thinking of cancelling the whole course and go back to work, why you may ask? A lot of girls mean they going to ask a lot of stupid questions and the lecture will never move forward. And that’s exactly what happened! It’s annoying as hell!

The first 3 days were lectured by a doctor from Kuwait University, I automatically hate it, because its Kuwait university bullshit, and I fucking hate Kuwait gay university, fucking hate it so much, I would gladly throw a nuclear bomb on it and vaporize it. But surprisingly, that doctor is good. his methods are excellent, but to be clearly honest, it’s dropping down to a low level of mentality.

Meaning that he is speaking Arabic/English, giving stupid examples, so people can understand. I won’t blame him, since most of the attendees are not with any engineering degree. He actually pointed that out that it is difficult to lecture people stuff that are not in their field of study. I went bored whenever he gives these stupid lame examples. But when he gets really into the subject, he is well prepared; I’m surprised Kuwait fucking gay university got its hands on someone that is good. But there was a problem with that doctor, he kept on chatting on stuff that aren’t related to the subject (Sowalif), he noticed that some of us are getting tired and bored, so he switched the subject. It gets so stupid and so boring when he does that!

And the girls ask too many stupid questions. One girl stupidly asked, how does a Crude Oil Barrel look like? OH MY GOD? A BARREL IS A UNIVERSAL UNIT! A Barrel can be shaped in any way I want! A BARREL IS A BARREL!

I know you don’t know jack shit about it, but its common sense! The questions from these girls... Oh my god... horrible.

After that doctor took 3 days out of the week, another dude came for a defensive driving lecture. he was from EQUATE, I Automatically hated that person! ANYONE WHO WORKS AT EQUATE ARE BASTARDS. Why? Because they didn’t take me when I applied to them! heheh.... Curse you EQUATE!

Well Defensive Driving is a simple course, you don’t need to be smart to actually know wtf the lecturer talks about BUT THOSE GIRLS man... oh my god with the stupid questions, and today, one of the girls took her time man. It freaking kept on talking crap and bla bla bla bla bla,,, SHUT UP ALREADY!. She talks and admits that she is stupid at driving!

I cannot believe such person. You actually say out loud that you are a stupid driver? Not only 1 story.. MULTIPLE STORIES that she clearly admits that even the stupid driver would laugh at her. It’s so horrible. She took most of the time insulting herself. I wanted to jump out and scream out loud, WE GOT IT ALREADY! WE KNOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR license WITH WAS6A! AND YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT DRIVING! SO SHUT UP AND LET THE GUY CONTINUE SO WE CAN GO HOME!

I didn’t care about the class, I took defensive driving twice at work, so I know everything related to it. But the girls, my god the level of stupidity is amazing. And BTW all of them are graduates from Kuwait University. Tells you something huh? lol

Now let all this aside. Let’s talk about the girls.

All the girls are taking sins. Why? You need to see them. They are well dressed. A lot of Makeup, smells nice, and walks by me like a swan, and it tortures me so damn hard! OH MY GOD the makeup is too much... it might fall off of her face! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SUFFER? (I love makeup btw, but not excessive makeup), this is NOT FAIR! Most of them are married for crying out loud! And am sitting there cursing my life, it’s so wrong doing that.. wallah. Have mercy on us men. I try to not look, and save myself the torture. By The Way, you actually committed a sin right there; you made me look at you sexually. Of course I will! LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING!, 7aram 3alaikom wallah… And I will need to endure the torture for the next 3 weeks. May God Have Mercy on my soul, and give me strength to actually pass this without jumping on all the girls and lick their faces off.

4 comments:

suspic said...

When I was reading I thought you had a women phobia in the beginning..

Anyway, yeah I don't get the girls. She dresses to "appeal", but when people act on her desire she gets pissed and goes "a girl can't wear a bra and a mini skirt in public without being labeled a slut?!".

Ironically the m7ajiba nowadays dresses more "provocatively" than the non-m7ajiba.

And the PERFUMES, god damn it. Some of them just shower in them, if I was a bee I'd hold their head tight and sniff their skull till my nose gets filled with her hair.

(perhaps I exaggerated)

Snakeam said...

Suspic:- naah I don't have a women phobia, I love every inch of them. but as i said, they do ask a lot of stupid questions, but some of them were great and understanding, specially that petroleum engineer girl. and some of them "astaghfor allah".

Well, I concentrated on the women because they are 90% of the class, the men are the remaining 10%, thats why the major discussions were done with the girls, and the men don't really care, except for 1 or 2. I have no comment on the men, their questions are normal, easy, and understanding.

And about women perfumes.. I have a problem with my nose, its too sensitive, I easily get annoyed when I smell something bad, and become happy when I smell something nice. so the girl am marrying (IF I EVER) must shower in a perfume. SHE MUST!.

Omar said...

snake plz I only Read your blogs while im at work so plz when you write somhing next time dont write a long speach like CASTRO make it short and fun :) o allah y3eenik ala ele ebalik ANFAAA....

Snakeam said...

Omaro:-

LOL! Castro?. I try to make it short, but I end up talking alot of shit. you can read each section in 1 day, so 1 article can take about 5 days :P.... I'll try to make my next complain as short as possible...