Each year people celebrate new year. And every freaking year I ask myself, what did I do that made a difference in the year before? Let me try and recall what I did in year 2007.
Memory of Year 2007:-
- Got Screwed from Intel and ATI:-
I bought my new PC late 2006 and I got everything Maxed. But in early 2007, Intel decided to fuck me up by releasing their Quad Core. THANK YOU INTEL!, Also ATI screwed me up by releasing their ATI Radeon HD series. THANK YOU ATI!.
- Decided on continuing to write my old blog but stopped due to not interesting posts.
- Decided on getting married on 2007, but I got screwed pretty bad.
- I got employed late 2006, and haven’t seen my office till mid 2007.
- Got cheated by an employee who told lies about the company offerings. (Curse you to hell).
- Bought an X Box 360 and a PlayStation 3 and a 40” Bravia Full HD (total loss 1700KD).
- Cried myself to sleep every night
- Went to Dubai for a course and cursed every second of it.
- Traveled to UK to fix up some work and I ended up wasting money instead.
- Bought and finished A LOT of Games (PC/PS3/X360).
- Watched A lot of Anime and Movies.
- Got Screwed by a Manikin in front of all the cute girls
- Decided on Jumping off the KOTC Tanker ship into the ocean and commit suicide but that plan failed.
- Bought the long awaited Crysis and I did not play it. (curse you ATI).
- Continue becoming grumpy throughout the whole year.
I think that’s all I did, now looking at all these things… I think am living a sad life. SO! its time to turn this around! I will now list the stuff I “MIGHT” do in 2008! Here we go!
2008 Wonders:-
- Get a new Video Card, Specially nVidia.
- Get a new Car, Either the Nissan GT-R or the Chevrolet Camaro 2009.
- Not to get Screwed by a Manikin… specially in front of the girls!
- Buy and Play a lot of games.
- Watch a lot of Anime and Movies.
- Become Happy! (ROFL).
- Become Social! (AHAHAH!).
- Become less angrier at people.
- Eat something different! (LOL).
- Build a House.
- Get Married …. Ok.. scratch that out..
- Free Palastine! From both factions in there! ALL TO MYSELF!.
- Calm myself when talking to people!.. I keep running out of breath for some reason.
- Loss Weight.
- Order my Sex slave doll. /slap YAH!
- Not to copy Bojacob’s post Idea’s.
- Convince Bojacob that I don’t want something from him every time I want to talk to him.
- Love a Girl.
Well, I think I thought of everything. Lets see if I even get close to any of the items above. Well I can assure you item 4 and 5 will be met :P
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
First Aid Course
First Aid is important to learn just in case you end up in a situation where you need to rescue a person life, But the process of learning it has its moment.. let me explain.
The lecturer on first aid was very enthusiastic about it, he seems to know a lot and he insisted on letting us do all what we learned. The course consists of women and men all together, and I bet the lecturer did not really care who is going to perform in front of the class. So he kept on picking randomly at first then he tends to let us all do what we learned.
First of all we took a lesson on how to handle a situation were a person is choking on an object and he cannot breath. We had no idea we are going to perform the exercise. But after he explained the procedures, something came out of his bags. Yes ladies and gentlemen, a Manikin popped out of his bag. It was huge (size of a normal person), he asked us to perform on that manikin, we ended up doing it on the manikin, believe me guys when I say this, but holding a real size manikin felt weird. I touched its stomach. I won’t forgive myself ever. He also brought out a baby manikin were I kept on pressing on its poor little chest, I almost smashed the damn thing.
Then he taught us CPR, now the fun starts. While he was explaining how to do CPR steps one by one, everyone in the class was thinking how are we going to perform it on that manikin, my mind was thinking, he won’t make us do CPR, I mean this task involves me putting my lips on that manikin. That’s not appropriate not by a fucking long shot. But that dude insisted on all of us doing it. (I immediately thought, Girls lipstick on that manikin, I won’t mind kissing that manikin.. God, I’m sick)
Then after a break, the lecturer brought another big bag. Now everyone in the class room were surprised and wondering what is in that thing. Then it came out. Ladies and gentlemen, Meet GEORGINA. The Unconscious Female Manikin. That sick bastard brought a female manikin for us to perform on her.. ehim, excuse me, IT…. WHAT? It had boobs….
He dropped her, ehim, IT. On the floor and stripped her half naked. Her, ARG IT. Boobs were showing. Every girl was laughing and I was like, please don’t let me do it, please don’t let me do CPR on that.
He then asked each one to do CPR on GEORGINA. I can’t believe he actually called it GEORGINA.
2 of our classroom mates went down on Georgina. Oh yah! It was so funny. But god did not want me to laugh alone.
He called me out to do it. I asked god to make this quick, am not the kind of a person who likes to show himself in front of people, I don’t like it. I went outside, laid next to Georgina and prepared myself (OH Georgina.. why are you so unconscious?). As one of the steps as pre-CPR, I need to check her breathing. So I had to get close to her mouth and listen, also I need to have my hands on her chest to feel if she is breathing or not. Now the thought that I was trying to not do while performing such a horrible and unrespectable move, is to avoid squeezing the boobs. The boobs were right in front of me. Goddamn my thoughts. I kept on telling myself:-
“Please don’t squeeze the Boobs “
“Please don’t squeeze the Boobs “
“Please don’t squeeze the Boobs “
“Please don’t squeeze the Boobs “
I without a conscious SQUEEZED the damn boob! . It wasn’t intentional! It just happened! I was like NOOOOO ! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO!.. How dare I touch the goddamn boob in front of all the girls! I expected a horrible reaction, but what I heard was silence… I was like wha… no one cared it seem? Yah, only one person who cared was that sick friend of mine who was laughing,, fuck you man lol.
I immediately performed CPR to remove any suspicious thoughts coming from the girls. That moment passed me like 10 minutes. And he expected me to do it 5 times? He told me how is the patient now? I told him. Georgina is ALIVE! And I left. Everyone was laughing. And the men were saying to me, she is a manikin how come she is alive. Wtf was I suppose to say? She is not alive and let him ask me to do it 5 freaking times in front of the girls? Fuck you guys.
I cannot believe myself for squeezing that manikin boob.. god that was horrible, I really need to either get laid or get married. But… no girl is interested in my after this manikin boob squeezing scene. I still can’t forgive myself, yet it was funny. It’s just because I was afraid to squeeze it that I ended up squeezing it.
Btw. Between me and you.. That boob was soft… GOD I NEED A WIFE…
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