The Chair Adventures

Last week I decided to go shop for a chair to reduce my ass pain sitting on that plastic piece of garbage while playing computer games or watching movies/anime. And it turns out that my neck pain, which was causing me hell of a time for more than a fucking month, was mainly because of that fucking piece of shit chair that I use.

So I quickly consulted my family to buy a desk chair, a VERY EXPENSIVE one. I mean good shit. And they advised me to go to Ikea. So I took their advice and went there. First of all I went on Saturdays, so I should be prepared of the horrors I’ll see there. But I took my chances and went to the Avenues.

First… I peaked at that huge building that called Avenues and immediately thought.. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!. Why the fuck do you want to put all these shops WHICH ARE HELL EXPENSIVE and take all that precious space.. you could have done a PARK or a residence Area. Or something that is GOOD. Over Rated Malls in Kuwait… WTF Were you thinking?... anyway, I passed that huge pile of garbage mall and went to Ikea.

Of course, the parking lot is FUCKING FULL and you cannot find space at all, but thank god someone was leaving when I arrived. Otherwise I would have squeezed my camaro in between 2 cars and FUCK IT. I headed to the door after I parked the car, passing a lot of assholes and people who deserve to die ever horribly using the most horrific torture tools ever created in mankind history, including over make uped girls and men who thinks they are cool by wearing tights and showing their lame ass bodies.

Upon reaching the door I began my search for the perfect chair. I started, AS USUAL, in the opposite direction of EVERYONE. So I won’t be in the same line and same path as them. Otherwise I would have wasted my time cursing and swearing and forget my chair hunting.
While I was searching for the perfect chair. I couldn’t help myself noting some weird people in there, let me start, please take a seat and enjoy the fucking lame ass Kuwaiti community.

· I saw girls with alien head gears… sorry, this is an alien head gear, no matter what you put under that scarf of yours. A cup, Pringles, whatever, its ALIEN, and I fucking hate it. And it makes you ugly.

· I saw men who walk with their wives who had the alien head gear. Didn’t you feel embarrassed by that you fucking retard? Oh.. you don’t feel embarrassed? What a shame… you should burn in eternal hell being molested by its flames.

· Of course, the place never fun with FUCKING CHILDREN SCREAMING all over the place.

And the most amazing sight I saw that really worth mentioning…
· I saw a fucking food cart. You take with you while shopping.

Let me take a second to breath here. You actually want to eat food, while shopping?... not any food.. not fast food.. its food on a fucking plates. On the fucking cart driven by the fucking maid, following her fucking boss.

Please choke on something while doing that? Please? Fucking please?
Is there no chairs and no tables anymore?
Is there no food respect anymore?
Are you that excited to fucking shop and cannot afford 10 fucking minutes to eat in peace?

Fucking choke and die.. PLEASE…

After a lot of OMG WTF.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. I concluded that this place isn’t worth my money. And immediately left. While trying to FIND THE FUCKING EXIT IN THAT FUCKING HUGE PLACE. I noticed a mini shop inside that sells food. But that shop is unique… do you know how it is unique?... it has tables. BUT NO CHAIRS!.... you fucking eat on the FUCKING table, WITHOUT A CHAIR……. To whom ever thought of that idea….. I want to stick a chair and a table up your ass.

I still had the “MUST GET THE PERFECT CHAIR” so I went to another place called abdul-wahab or something close to that. And I amazingly found what I was looking for! Good leather chairs!, I took my time choosing the perfect chair. And I found it! I went to the cashier to pay up and suddenly something dropped near me. I looked to the right and found the chair that I choose…

“What the hell?” I was thinking, and looked shocked. I told the guy who brought it, what is this?. He happily replied “Your Chair!”…
I went silent for a moment… and then I replied. “ you going to sell me a chair that 10000000000000 Asses tried it just like that? For a fucking 70kd?.. GO FUCK YOURSELF!.. took my money and left……. And NEVER going to buy from those assholes.. they said we are sorry we don’t have stocks.. well you could have said that before I paid with k-net you retard! I won’t pay 70kd for a used chair. Which has tons of asses passing on it. NO WAY.
I went out cursing this day since I wasted it with utter garbage moments and decided to just go home and sleep. What a sad day.