Gobosa Man

I cannot believe what happened the past few weeks… I still think it’s just a weird stupid ass dream.. and am hoping to wake up from it because it’s just ridiculous..

It all began when my friends and I decided to join an MMORPG game (Age Of Conan) 3 months ago. I was following that game for almost 1 year and thought it that we should give that game a go. “Since am sick of World of Warcraft and had enough insult by 13 years old children who doesn’t know how to play”

I talked to my friends about it and some of them seems interested. So I started it all, after one of my friends, and placed a pre order for the game before 2 months of its release. I ,of course, put a pre order on the collector edition since it had a lot of features.

Now the weeks passed and they announced “the game company” that they will distribute Early Access codes for the people who preordered. So immediately thought. ME with a big smile on my face. And waited for that code, during that period one of my friends pre ordered the regular version of the game just before 2 weeks of its release.

Now the date of the distribution of the early access key has came, and I wait patiently for my key, since I have preordered 2 months ago, I should be the FIRST to ever get a key, but after 1 week of waiting, NO KEY. Everyone got his key except me, even my friend who pre ordered the NORMAL version and he did it so late, GOT A KEY. Except ME. I thought oh well, no matter, I’ll get the game and play with them later.

Then the shipment date arrive. The game at my Aramex box in UK. And awaits shipping. I had a big smile on my fucked up face again. And waited. After it reached Kuwait, Aramex reports “DELIVERY DELAYED” and I immediately went berserk. How the hell did it get delayed? Even though my other friends got delivered!.

I waited again PATIENTLY. For the next day. Then they issued SMS to me saying we will deliver. I put a note to them saying that DO NOT deliver in the mornings. EVERY ONE WORKS in the fucking morning no one at home. BUT the asshole delivery dude decides to come early in the morning. And expected someone to be there!. I called them and complained, you should know that no one will be at home during the mornings. Don’t be an idiot, we are not one of those assholes who doesn’t go to work and sit lazy at home drinking/eating and farting like pigs.

I called the delivery guy in anger and demanded my game in any way possible, I even left work early searching for the goddamn aramex van and I found it, STOPPED him and TOOK the goddamn PACKAGE. I demanded a discount, but the delivery guy almost cried saying “ we are busy we are busy” fucking bastard. FUCK YOU, your fucking van was EMPTY you FUCKING RETARD, I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRASH WITH ALL THESE DELIVERIES AND PAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE FOR THEM!.

Now that I got the game and went directly home to play! I went to FUNCOM site with another stupid ass smile on my fucking gay face. Enter the CDKey and pressed REGISTER.. awaiting, WITH A FUCKING SMILE ON MY FACE, the registration page and this shows up :

Your CDKEY is Broken
Thank you for purchasing Age Of Conan.

Upon reading these two lines… I thought the following :-

1. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
2. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
3. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
4. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
5. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)

FUCKING GOBOS WALLAH!. After all this bullshit I went through, I STILL HAVE BAD LUCK… THE FUCKING KEY WAS BROKEN!!!!!!!. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SUPPLY A KEY THAT IS BROKEN!?!?!?! OH MY GOD! THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!.. IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUNNY!.. I ALMOST LOST MY FUCKING MIND..

While I was in a mad state. I read below, email us with your broken cd key and we will resend you a new one.

I wrote an email to them. TWICE. And waited ALL DAY, doing nothing at all. Angry. Sad. Miserable. Hungry. Ass hurts. Back hurts. Head hurts. Nose hurts.

I decided to play GTA IV on my PS3 and KILL SOME people in there just to relief the pain in me…I fucking murdered a Junkie + Old lady + priest + gang member + Police + Women in strip club + women walking around + Women driving in cars + women sitting on benches at the garden + running over women and burn my wheels on their dead bodies + … damn, I really do hate women.. they are fucking hot yet annoying.

I woke up this morning to check my email and found the new cd key. I couldn’t go to the bathroom and directly went to register. And I did. Thank god. Now all I need is to pray to allah that I can play the god forsaken game without a problem. Please no more problems. I had enough.. I really had enough of all this.

Hopefully today, I’ll play and ease my pain. No more problems plz! PLZ! PLZ ! PLZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE SMILES ON THIS FUCKED UP FACE!