Gobosa Man

I cannot believe what happened the past few weeks… I still think it’s just a weird stupid ass dream.. and am hoping to wake up from it because it’s just ridiculous..

It all began when my friends and I decided to join an MMORPG game (Age Of Conan) 3 months ago. I was following that game for almost 1 year and thought it that we should give that game a go. “Since am sick of World of Warcraft and had enough insult by 13 years old children who doesn’t know how to play”

I talked to my friends about it and some of them seems interested. So I started it all, after one of my friends, and placed a pre order for the game before 2 months of its release. I ,of course, put a pre order on the collector edition since it had a lot of features.

Now the weeks passed and they announced “the game company” that they will distribute Early Access codes for the people who preordered. So immediately thought. ME with a big smile on my face. And waited for that code, during that period one of my friends pre ordered the regular version of the game just before 2 weeks of its release.

Now the date of the distribution of the early access key has came, and I wait patiently for my key, since I have preordered 2 months ago, I should be the FIRST to ever get a key, but after 1 week of waiting, NO KEY. Everyone got his key except me, even my friend who pre ordered the NORMAL version and he did it so late, GOT A KEY. Except ME. I thought oh well, no matter, I’ll get the game and play with them later.

Then the shipment date arrive. The game at my Aramex box in UK. And awaits shipping. I had a big smile on my fucked up face again. And waited. After it reached Kuwait, Aramex reports “DELIVERY DELAYED” and I immediately went berserk. How the hell did it get delayed? Even though my other friends got delivered!.

I waited again PATIENTLY. For the next day. Then they issued SMS to me saying we will deliver. I put a note to them saying that DO NOT deliver in the mornings. EVERY ONE WORKS in the fucking morning no one at home. BUT the asshole delivery dude decides to come early in the morning. And expected someone to be there!. I called them and complained, you should know that no one will be at home during the mornings. Don’t be an idiot, we are not one of those assholes who doesn’t go to work and sit lazy at home drinking/eating and farting like pigs.

I called the delivery guy in anger and demanded my game in any way possible, I even left work early searching for the goddamn aramex van and I found it, STOPPED him and TOOK the goddamn PACKAGE. I demanded a discount, but the delivery guy almost cried saying “ we are busy we are busy” fucking bastard. FUCK YOU, your fucking van was EMPTY you FUCKING RETARD, I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRASH WITH ALL THESE DELIVERIES AND PAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE FOR THEM!.

Now that I got the game and went directly home to play! I went to FUNCOM site with another stupid ass smile on my fucking gay face. Enter the CDKey and pressed REGISTER.. awaiting, WITH A FUCKING SMILE ON MY FACE, the registration page and this shows up :

Your CDKEY is Broken
Thank you for purchasing Age Of Conan.

Upon reading these two lines… I thought the following :-

1. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
2. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
3. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
4. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
5. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)

FUCKING GOBOS WALLAH!. After all this bullshit I went through, I STILL HAVE BAD LUCK… THE FUCKING KEY WAS BROKEN!!!!!!!. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SUPPLY A KEY THAT IS BROKEN!?!?!?! OH MY GOD! THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!.. IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUNNY!.. I ALMOST LOST MY FUCKING MIND..

While I was in a mad state. I read below, email us with your broken cd key and we will resend you a new one.

I wrote an email to them. TWICE. And waited ALL DAY, doing nothing at all. Angry. Sad. Miserable. Hungry. Ass hurts. Back hurts. Head hurts. Nose hurts.

I decided to play GTA IV on my PS3 and KILL SOME people in there just to relief the pain in me…I fucking murdered a Junkie + Old lady + priest + gang member + Police + Women in strip club + women walking around + Women driving in cars + women sitting on benches at the garden + running over women and burn my wheels on their dead bodies + … damn, I really do hate women.. they are fucking hot yet annoying.

I woke up this morning to check my email and found the new cd key. I couldn’t go to the bathroom and directly went to register. And I did. Thank god. Now all I need is to pray to allah that I can play the god forsaken game without a problem. Please no more problems. I had enough.. I really had enough of all this.

Hopefully today, I’ll play and ease my pain. No more problems plz! PLZ! PLZ ! PLZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE SMILES ON THIS FUCKED UP FACE!

Election Is Fucking GAY.

What can a person do to have peace of mind after a long day at work?.... can I simply put my stinking fucking head on a fucking pillow and sleep without any disturbance?

NO…… I’ll tell you why.

A long day at work, had to really do some calculations and reconfirmation on every single number I put so my team leader won’t have any trouble discussion that issue with the higher ups. Discussion on my numbers and why they conflict on what my senior said in the meeting and why he is an idiot gone for about 2 to 3 hours. And staying at work past its 3pm time up to 4pm just to confirm with his stupidity and make him cover his stupid mistake by playing around with some words.

After all that, I return home. Now I need a peaceful nap so I can regain what I really lost during all that discussion and shit. I put my heavy head on the pillow and closed my eyes…
Suddenly my mobile message tone started “ DING DING.. DING DING” .. I picked it up to see who is it.

“ NAME “ is conducting a presentation for election! You are invited…

Me “ Go fuck yourself. “ *Deletes message*

I went back to my pillow and closed my eyes… I went into a deep sleep for I think about 15 minutes.

Then the mobile message tone started again “DING DING.. DING DING”.. I fucking picked it up again to check..

“Name” is conducting a presentation for election! You are Invited…

Me” I Hope you fucking chock while you present… @%$!@#$%@#$%#” *Deletes Message*

Puts my head back to sleep. After about 30 minutes of rest. DING DING DING DING..

Me “ what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people, fuck you and fuck your election “

Seriously.. I don’t care Who the fuck does a presentation and I don’t care where, when and how. I don’t give a fuck about election. I don’t give a shit about you, your invitation and your fucking annoying messages you fucking piece of shit.

Inshallah, AMEEN, yallah ya kareem. Let them all chock and die right there on the spot. CHOCK AND FUCKING DIE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!... FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD… ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY to keep FUCKING PESTERING ME WITH YOUR FUCKING GAY SHIT ELECTION!!!!!

Now that is out of my system, you may wonder why I don’t use silent mode. Well I cannot leave it silent since there might be an important call/message from my family. I don’t care about election am not even registered. And I sure don’t give a fuck who is conducting what and where.
I sure hope this ends quickly, otherwise I will probably go crazy and start raiding their camps and start slaughtering some SCUM!!!.