Gobosa Man "The Adventures through Age Of Conan"

Its been a while since I posted anything on the blog all because I was taken by Age Of Conan... and the Un-expected Vacation that I took from work ;P

Let me rant on my Vacation first....

One of the girls co-workers came to me crying.. she wanted to take a vacation exactly the same time I was planning to. She wanted it to travel with her family bla bla bla boring details. I wanted my vacation at a specific time to stay in home with my A/C running. and play Computer games / Watch Anime / Watch Movies.. and NO DISTURBANCE!. The Senior doesn't want us both take vacation on the same time.

But after she annoyed me with her freaking vacation. I decided to change my vacation time to NOW. I went to my senior and said.. ok. Am taking it now. Any objections?.... he said... No no no.. go ahead..

WTF? you don't want me you sick fucking bastard? GOOD! I don't want you either! go suffocate on Hydrogen Sulfide you fucking retard.

I took my Vacation. and of course the girl came to me thanking me and shit. which I don't give a fuck what she thinking. all I wanted was to go home and relax a bit.

So at that time. My Age Of Conan was working flawlessly. and the Adventures Through BEGAN!.

First of all I wasn't really sure which Class I may need to take. but I think I will end up doing all Classes trying every goddamn thing JUST like all other MMORPG games I played so far.

Upon joining the game. I wanted to make a Class were I can use it to play with my friends. Yes. I made a Conqueror.. Enter Khaleel The Cimmerian Conqueror!

Just look at that face man... he rules.. sadly he is stuck at level23 because all my friends are FUCKING BUSY!.... fuck you for letting me take my vacation on the wrong time.. FUCK YOU!!!!! (refering to the girl)

Considering that I cannot play my Cimmerian Conqueror. I went ahead and did another class. Enter Samarra The Aquilonian Assassin!

Fuck she is hot... HOT!... but. she sucked. yeah. I didn't like the way she pose when she puts out her Daggers. just look at that thing.. its embarrassing......

Since I did not like my Assassin. I went on to make another character. which Me and my friend GunSpeed decided to play together NOT very Often, but at least we PLAY. Enter Achaar The Stygian Tempest of Set!

Holy shit man. look at that powerful dude RIGHT THERE.. BAD ASS! Tempest of Set are hybrid of Priests of Mitra (healers) and a Tank (Guardian/Conqueror)... but It turned out that he cannot stand shit. 1-2 hits and he dies like a bitch.. all that bad ass looking.. and he dies like a fly... haha.. though he can heal pretty well.. ain't that right Gunspeed? :) told you not to run.. HAVE NO FEAR! ACHAAR IS HERE!

I needed to make a solo character. which I choose to play alone were no one of my friends are on. I was confused which one to do. but after telling my friends that some classes are gay because I looked at them through different games I played. I decided to try out this one.. Enter Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger!

I took special care doing her.. cough.. I mean building the character.. don't you fucking retards get any sick ideas now. After playing Kristina for a long time..... Wait... let me get this out of my system.

I Tried Every God Forsaken Name I can think of! All TAKEN! my Special Hellina was taken! I had no idea of another name and Kristina just POPPED in my head! THERE!. I even Tried to change the name in the middle but the Game-Masters doesn't want it! SHASAWI YA3NI?.

Not like anyone cares but hey :P

The Adventures kept on coming while I was playing my Ranger. She was hot fast and deadly! and I liked the playing Style which resembles my awesome Hunter Samarra on World of WarCraft.. yah. the exact samarra everyone complained about on the server saying that SHE CHEATS... Ever heard of SKILL?.... I don't recall that as a Cheat.... I rape a few rogues and they go to the Game-Masters crying.... fucking children.. Fucking children... FUCKING CHILDREN!..

Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger Stood up against. a MAMMOTH... look at that huge shit.... Kristina the Lesbian Cimmerian Ranger MISSED that HUGE Elephant standing 1 FEET in front of Her... How can you miss that? at 1 feet.... game is stupid. My whole combo missed that huge shit. I mean even a child can hit that. you try it! not like any mammoth exists now :P

Yeah That's all I was doing on my Vacation. Watch a Movie. Watch Anime. Play Age Of Conan. End of Story. No Gay Work. No Annoying Women. No Annoying Children. Just ME. My 4 Monitors. My Big White Ass. and my Electricity Cut-off Because OUR FUCKING COUNTRY DOESN'T CARE...... BUILD MORE POWER STATIONS! YOU HAVE TONS OF FUCKING MONEY!.. WHY GIVE IT TO SOME FUCKING COUNTRY! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM! FUCK THEM ALL! LET THEM ALL BURN TO HELL! WHO CARES! WASTE MONEY ON YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

but...

I don't blame them.. lets be honest here. All Kuwaiti people doesn't deserve shit. yes. you don't deserve shit. no one want to waste their effort and time on you people. why? because you suck. yes. you suck. all Kuwaitis are. you all deserve to die horribly by a nuke or something. yah take me with you too. I deserve it as much as you do.... Arg I don't want this post to go any longer by screaming my balls off about this stinking worthless nation. here. I leave you with more pictures of my awesome Kristina Adventures!........ HOW CAN A FUCKING HORSE BE STOPPED BECAUSE OF A FUCKING RABBIT!!?!?!?!!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME MECHANICS?!?!? OH MY GOD!!!

The Cake was a Lie.....