Its Ranting & Complaining Time.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-29T13:22:00.001+03:00

CURSE YOU LIFE!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is my knife?....

/STAB!!

/Bleed!!

/Breath heavily

/losing sight...

/everything is dark

/last breath...

/gone to hell..

/HELP!!!!!

Gobosa Man "The Adventures through Age Of Conan"

2008-06-25T18:28:00.016+03:00

Its been a while since I posted anything on the blog all because I was taken by Age Of Conan... and the Un-expected Vacation that I took from work ;P

Let me rant on my Vacation first....

One of the girls co-workers came to me crying.. she wanted to take a vacation exactly the same time I was planning to. She wanted it to travel with her family bla bla bla boring details. I wanted my vacation at a specific time to stay in home with my A/C running. and play Computer games / Watch Anime / Watch Movies.. and NO DISTURBANCE!. The Senior doesn't want us both take vacation on the same time.

But after she annoyed me with her freaking vacation. I decided to change my vacation time to NOW. I went to my senior and said.. ok. Am taking it now. Any objections?.... he said... No no no.. go ahead..

WTF? you don't want me you sick fucking bastard? GOOD! I don't want you either! go suffocate on Hydrogen Sulfide you fucking retard.

I took my Vacation. and of course the girl came to me thanking me and shit. which I don't give a fuck what she thinking. all I wanted was to go home and relax a bit.

So at that time. My Age Of Conan was working flawlessly. and the Adventures Through BEGAN!.

First of all I wasn't really sure which Class I may need to take. but I think I will end up doing all Classes trying every goddamn thing JUST like all other MMORPG games I played so far.

Upon joining the game. I wanted to make a Class were I can use it to play with my friends. Yes. I made a Conqueror.. Enter Khaleel The Cimmerian Conqueror!

Just look at that face man... he rules.. sadly he is stuck at level23 because all my friends are FUCKING BUSY!.... fuck you for letting me take my vacation on the wrong time.. FUCK YOU!!!!! (refering to the girl)

Considering that I cannot play my Cimmerian Conqueror. I went ahead and did another class. Enter Samarra The Aquilonian Assassin!

Fuck she is hot... HOT!... but. she sucked. yeah. I didn't like the way she pose when she puts out her Daggers. just look at that thing.. its embarrassing......

Since I did not like my Assassin. I went on to make another character. which Me and my friend GunSpeed decided to play together NOT very Often, but at least we PLAY. Enter Achaar The Stygian Tempest of Set!

Holy shit man. look at that powerful dude RIGHT THERE.. BAD ASS! Tempest of Set are hybrid of Priests of Mitra (healers) and a Tank (Guardian/Conqueror)... but It turned out that he cannot stand shit. 1-2 hits and he dies like a bitch.. all that bad ass looking.. and he dies like a fly... haha.. though he can heal pretty well.. ain't that right Gunspeed? :) told you not to run.. HAVE NO FEAR! ACHAAR IS HERE!

I needed to make a solo character. which I choose to play alone were no one of my friends are on. I was confused which one to do. but after telling my friends that some classes are gay because I looked at them through different games I played. I decided to try out this one.. Enter Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger!

I took special care doing her.. cough.. I mean building the character.. don't you fucking retards get any sick ideas now. After playing Kristina for a long time..... Wait... let me get this out of my system.

I Tried Every God Forsaken Name I can think of! All TAKEN! my Special Hellina was taken! I had no idea of another name and Kristina just POPPED in my head! THERE!. I even Tried to change the name in the middle but the Game-Masters doesn't want it! SHASAWI YA3NI?.

Not like anyone cares but hey :P

The Adventures kept on coming while I was playing my Ranger. She was hot fast and deadly! and I liked the playing Style which resembles my awesome Hunter Samarra on World of WarCraft.. yah. the exact samarra everyone complained about on the server saying that SHE CHEATS... Ever heard of SKILL?.... I don't recall that as a Cheat.... I rape a few rogues and they go to the Game-Masters crying.... fucking children.. Fucking children... FUCKING CHILDREN!..

Kristina The Cimmerian Ranger Stood up against. a MAMMOTH... look at that huge shit.... Kristina the Lesbian Cimmerian Ranger MISSED that HUGE Elephant standing 1 FEET in front of Her... How can you miss that? at 1 feet.... game is stupid. My whole combo missed that huge shit. I mean even a child can hit that. you try it! not like any mammoth exists now :P

Yeah That's all I was doing on my Vacation. Watch a Movie. Watch Anime. Play Age Of Conan. End of Story. No Gay Work. No Annoying Women. No Annoying Children. Just ME. My 4 Monitors. My Big White Ass. and my Electricity Cut-off Because OUR FUCKING COUNTRY DOESN'T CARE...... BUILD MORE POWER STATIONS! YOU HAVE TONS OF FUCKING MONEY!.. WHY GIVE IT TO SOME FUCKING COUNTRY! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM! FUCK THEM ALL! LET THEM ALL BURN TO HELL! WHO CARES! WASTE MONEY ON YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

but...

I don't blame them.. lets be honest here. All Kuwaiti people doesn't deserve shit. yes. you don't deserve shit. no one want to waste their effort and time on you people. why? because you suck. yes. you suck. all Kuwaitis are. you all deserve to die horribly by a nuke or something. yah take me with you too. I deserve it as much as you do.... Arg I don't want this post to go any longer by screaming my balls off about this stinking worthless nation. here. I leave you with more pictures of my awesome Kristina Adventures!........ HOW CAN A FUCKING HORSE BE STOPPED BECAUSE OF A FUCKING RABBIT!!?!?!?!!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME MECHANICS?!?!? OH MY GOD!!!

The Cake was a Lie.....

Gobosa Man

2008-05-27T13:47:00.001+03:00

I cannot believe what happened the past few weeks… I still think it’s just a weird stupid ass dream.. and am hoping to wake up from it because it’s just ridiculous..

It all began when my friends and I decided to join an MMORPG game (Age Of Conan) 3 months ago. I was following that game for almost 1 year and thought it that we should give that game a go. “Since am sick of World of Warcraft and had enough insult by 13 years old children who doesn’t know how to play”

I talked to my friends about it and some of them seems interested. So I started it all, after one of my friends, and placed a pre order for the game before 2 months of its release. I ,of course, put a pre order on the collector edition since it had a lot of features.

Now the weeks passed and they announced “the game company” that they will distribute Early Access codes for the people who preordered. So immediately thought. ME with a big smile on my face. And waited for that code, during that period one of my friends pre ordered the regular version of the game just before 2 weeks of its release.

Now the date of the distribution of the early access key has came, and I wait patiently for my key, since I have preordered 2 months ago, I should be the FIRST to ever get a key, but after 1 week of waiting, NO KEY. Everyone got his key except me, even my friend who pre ordered the NORMAL version and he did it so late, GOT A KEY. Except ME. I thought oh well, no matter, I’ll get the game and play with them later.

Then the shipment date arrive. The game at my Aramex box in UK. And awaits shipping. I had a big smile on my fucked up face again. And waited. After it reached Kuwait, Aramex reports “DELIVERY DELAYED” and I immediately went berserk. How the hell did it get delayed? Even though my other friends got delivered!.

I waited again PATIENTLY. For the next day. Then they issued SMS to me saying we will deliver. I put a note to them saying that DO NOT deliver in the mornings. EVERY ONE WORKS in the fucking morning no one at home. BUT the asshole delivery dude decides to come early in the morning. And expected someone to be there!. I called them and complained, you should know that no one will be at home during the mornings. Don’t be an idiot, we are not one of those assholes who doesn’t go to work and sit lazy at home drinking/eating and farting like pigs.

I called the delivery guy in anger and demanded my game in any way possible, I even left work early searching for the goddamn aramex van and I found it, STOPPED him and TOOK the goddamn PACKAGE. I demanded a discount, but the delivery guy almost cried saying “ we are busy we are busy” fucking bastard. FUCK YOU, your fucking van was EMPTY you FUCKING RETARD, I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRASH WITH ALL THESE DELIVERIES AND PAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE FOR THEM!.

Now that I got the game and went directly home to play! I went to FUNCOM site with another stupid ass smile on my fucking gay face. Enter the CDKey and pressed REGISTER.. awaiting, WITH A FUCKING SMILE ON MY FACE, the registration page and this shows up :

Your CDKEY is Broken
Thank you for purchasing Age Of Conan.

Upon reading these two lines… I thought the following :-

1. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
2. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
3. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
4. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)
5. ALLAH YAKHITHNI (May God Kill Me)

FUCKING GOBOS WALLAH!. After all this bullshit I went through, I STILL HAVE BAD LUCK… THE FUCKING KEY WAS BROKEN!!!!!!!. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SUPPLY A KEY THAT IS BROKEN!?!?!?! OH MY GOD! THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!.. IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUNNY!.. I ALMOST LOST MY FUCKING MIND..

While I was in a mad state. I read below, email us with your broken cd key and we will resend you a new one.

I wrote an email to them. TWICE. And waited ALL DAY, doing nothing at all. Angry. Sad. Miserable. Hungry. Ass hurts. Back hurts. Head hurts. Nose hurts.

I decided to play GTA IV on my PS3 and KILL SOME people in there just to relief the pain in me…I fucking murdered a Junkie + Old lady + priest + gang member + Police + Women in strip club + women walking around + Women driving in cars + women sitting on benches at the garden + running over women and burn my wheels on their dead bodies + … damn, I really do hate women.. they are fucking hot yet annoying.

I woke up this morning to check my email and found the new cd key. I couldn’t go to the bathroom and directly went to register. And I did. Thank god. Now all I need is to pray to allah that I can play the god forsaken game without a problem. Please no more problems. I had enough.. I really had enough of all this.

Hopefully today, I’ll play and ease my pain. No more problems plz! PLZ! PLZ ! PLZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE SMILES ON THIS FUCKED UP FACE!

Election Is Fucking GAY.

2008-05-01T13:31:00.003+03:00

What can a person do to have peace of mind after a long day at work?.... can I simply put my stinking fucking head on a fucking pillow and sleep without any disturbance?

NO…… I’ll tell you why.

A long day at work, had to really do some calculations and reconfirmation on every single number I put so my team leader won’t have any trouble discussion that issue with the higher ups. Discussion on my numbers and why they conflict on what my senior said in the meeting and why he is an idiot gone for about 2 to 3 hours. And staying at work past its 3pm time up to 4pm just to confirm with his stupidity and make him cover his stupid mistake by playing around with some words.

After all that, I return home. Now I need a peaceful nap so I can regain what I really lost during all that discussion and shit. I put my heavy head on the pillow and closed my eyes…
Suddenly my mobile message tone started “ DING DING.. DING DING” .. I picked it up to see who is it.

“ NAME “ is conducting a presentation for election! You are invited…

Me “ Go fuck yourself. “ *Deletes message*

I went back to my pillow and closed my eyes… I went into a deep sleep for I think about 15 minutes.

Then the mobile message tone started again “DING DING.. DING DING”.. I fucking picked it up again to check..

“Name” is conducting a presentation for election! You are Invited…

Me” I Hope you fucking chock while you present… @%$!@#$%@#$%#” *Deletes Message*

Puts my head back to sleep. After about 30 minutes of rest. DING DING DING DING..

Me “ what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people, fuck you and fuck your election “

Seriously.. I don’t care Who the fuck does a presentation and I don’t care where, when and how. I don’t give a fuck about election. I don’t give a shit about you, your invitation and your fucking annoying messages you fucking piece of shit.

Inshallah, AMEEN, yallah ya kareem. Let them all chock and die right there on the spot. CHOCK AND FUCKING DIE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!... FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD… ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY to keep FUCKING PESTERING ME WITH YOUR FUCKING GAY SHIT ELECTION!!!!!

Now that is out of my system, you may wonder why I don’t use silent mode. Well I cannot leave it silent since there might be an important call/message from my family. I don’t care about election am not even registered. And I sure don’t give a fuck who is conducting what and where.
I sure hope this ends quickly, otherwise I will probably go crazy and start raiding their camps and start slaughtering some SCUM!!!.

The Chair Adventures

2008-04-02T14:22:00.001+03:00

Last week I decided to go shop for a chair to reduce my ass pain sitting on that plastic piece of garbage while playing computer games or watching movies/anime. And it turns out that my neck pain, which was causing me hell of a time for more than a fucking month, was mainly because of that fucking piece of shit chair that I use.

So I quickly consulted my family to buy a desk chair, a VERY EXPENSIVE one. I mean good shit. And they advised me to go to Ikea. So I took their advice and went there. First of all I went on Saturdays, so I should be prepared of the horrors I’ll see there. But I took my chances and went to the Avenues.

First… I peaked at that huge building that called Avenues and immediately thought.. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!. Why the fuck do you want to put all these shops WHICH ARE HELL EXPENSIVE and take all that precious space.. you could have done a PARK or a residence Area. Or something that is GOOD. Over Rated Malls in Kuwait… WTF Were you thinking?... anyway, I passed that huge pile of garbage mall and went to Ikea.

Of course, the parking lot is FUCKING FULL and you cannot find space at all, but thank god someone was leaving when I arrived. Otherwise I would have squeezed my camaro in between 2 cars and FUCK IT. I headed to the door after I parked the car, passing a lot of assholes and people who deserve to die ever horribly using the most horrific torture tools ever created in mankind history, including over make uped girls and men who thinks they are cool by wearing tights and showing their lame ass bodies.

Upon reaching the door I began my search for the perfect chair. I started, AS USUAL, in the opposite direction of EVERYONE. So I won’t be in the same line and same path as them. Otherwise I would have wasted my time cursing and swearing and forget my chair hunting.
While I was searching for the perfect chair. I couldn’t help myself noting some weird people in there, let me start, please take a seat and enjoy the fucking lame ass Kuwaiti community.

· I saw girls with alien head gears… sorry, this is an alien head gear, no matter what you put under that scarf of yours. A cup, Pringles, whatever, its ALIEN, and I fucking hate it. And it makes you ugly.

· I saw men who walk with their wives who had the alien head gear. Didn’t you feel embarrassed by that you fucking retard? Oh.. you don’t feel embarrassed? What a shame… you should burn in eternal hell being molested by its flames.

· Of course, the place never fun with FUCKING CHILDREN SCREAMING all over the place.

And the most amazing sight I saw that really worth mentioning…
· I saw a fucking food cart. You take with you while shopping.

Let me take a second to breath here. You actually want to eat food, while shopping?... not any food.. not fast food.. its food on a fucking plates. On the fucking cart driven by the fucking maid, following her fucking boss.

Please choke on something while doing that? Please? Fucking please?
Is there no chairs and no tables anymore?
Is there no food respect anymore?
Are you that excited to fucking shop and cannot afford 10 fucking minutes to eat in peace?

Fucking choke and die.. PLEASE…

After a lot of OMG WTF.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. I concluded that this place isn’t worth my money. And immediately left. While trying to FIND THE FUCKING EXIT IN THAT FUCKING HUGE PLACE. I noticed a mini shop inside that sells food. But that shop is unique… do you know how it is unique?... it has tables. BUT NO CHAIRS!.... you fucking eat on the FUCKING table, WITHOUT A CHAIR……. To whom ever thought of that idea….. I want to stick a chair and a table up your ass.

I still had the “MUST GET THE PERFECT CHAIR” so I went to another place called abdul-wahab or something close to that. And I amazingly found what I was looking for! Good leather chairs!, I took my time choosing the perfect chair. And I found it! I went to the cashier to pay up and suddenly something dropped near me. I looked to the right and found the chair that I choose…

“What the hell?” I was thinking, and looked shocked. I told the guy who brought it, what is this?. He happily replied “Your Chair!”…
I went silent for a moment… and then I replied. “ you going to sell me a chair that 10000000000000 Asses tried it just like that? For a fucking 70kd?.. GO FUCK YOURSELF!.. took my money and left……. And NEVER going to buy from those assholes.. they said we are sorry we don’t have stocks.. well you could have said that before I paid with k-net you retard! I won’t pay 70kd for a used chair. Which has tons of asses passing on it. NO WAY.
I went out cursing this day since I wasted it with utter garbage moments and decided to just go home and sleep. What a sad day.

A Weird Dream!

2008-03-19T13:08:00.001+03:00

I had the weirdest dream and I would like to post it. It’s too weird it made me wonder and try to explain it by myself, I decided to post it as a blog because I think it’s really important for other people to read this, don’t ask me why, but I felt that way. Here goes….

After a long work day I came to the house and dropped on the bed hoping for a good nap. But instead I had this ultra weird dream which starts at me being at a work location, the walls were surrounded by see through glass and a step like seats in front of it. The time was exactly 2:00 PM, I know the time because I felt like going out but, as my work ends at 3:00 PM, I thought I should wait till 3:00 PM.

During that time, there were no employees present, no one from my section, I took a peek at a nearest window and I saw that its dark as like its 9pm not 2pm. The surroundings were very weird, and I tried my best to search for an employee but no one was there except 2 people who were locked inside that glass like wall, I went over and opened the door for them, they left home immediately after I opened the door.

Suddenly people started appearing, some of them were sitting on the steps like seats and were spectating a weird show of boys break dancing and women clapping to them. I, for some reason took a seat and watched the show. The girls were having a blast clapping and enjoying the boys doing break dance. And one of the girls were yelling while clapping in a horny voice “ break dance.. make me horny, make me horny”. I then looked at that girl and thought to myself, What a BITCH, I cannot believe this bitch! No manners at all. Then a cell phone ran near me, that person who was sitting near me picked it up and said “It’s my pets feeding time”, and another girl showed her mobile phone saying to that person “ Yours Too?”.

I then decided to leave work since it reached 3:00 PM, for some reason, I RAN out of work. Its not only me, it’s Everyone leaving work was running so fast to reach their cars. While I was running, there was a guy wearing a tux running and he kept on yelling “ I don’t care what you think about my looks! I need to reach my friends car before he leaves me behind!”. I thought what kind of a fucking asshole friend who would make his friends run for him just to reach the car?.. Wait for a few seconds, you don’t have to actually make him RUN to you!.

I looked at a distance and spotted my car, there was a truck DRIFTING, yes, you read it right, a Truck drifting behind my freaking car!, but I didn’t care for it, while getting close to the car, the guy wearing the tux reached his friends car and it was in front of mine. Now in that car there was a guy with NO mustache and no beard at all who was muscular and there was a “Am So Confident” written all over his face. That fucking retard tried to RUN me over by reversing, since I tried to pass him to reach my car. I jumped over his car and he didn’t hit me, he then crashed into another car, seeing how stupid he is, he tried to run me over AGAIN!. I quickly jumped over his car. He got annoyed and came out of his car to beat me up.., WTF?, he came close to beating me then the dream suddenly blacked out showing a weird torture device. It was a rotating equipment that has whips installed all over it. And there was a person who was dropped down to his hands and knees in the middle and the whips were whipping his fucking ass so hard. That person was all white, I could not see his face/body or anything that resemble a specific person.

After that I woke up with a freaking hard boner, that took actually 45 freaking mins to subside!. During those 45 min, I tried to recall all the events of that dream so hard so I won’t forget. Of course I was cursing my boner for Not subsiding so quickly… 45 mins of boner.. that’s soo tough guys.. really. Especially when you want to take a piss and that fucking bathroom is across 3 different rooms were my family are staying… you got my point.

Now to highlights some points:-

· It was Very Dark at 2 PM. This shows that Kuwait is going to drop so low that even the sun won’t ever shine on it.
· It was 2 PM and there were no employees at all! And some of them were watching some boys dancing! That shows how us in Kuwait are not taking care of our jobs.
· Some people were locked inside that see through glass wall, this shows that no one cares about the other, they only care about themselves.
· Boys break dancing while work? And girls moan like bitches to them? This shows how sad the Kuwaiti community will be soon. Men are dancing, girls are bitching, ITS WHAT HAPPENING NOW.
· People run to their cars so fast after work? This shows that there is something dangerous between the work place and the cars… i.e. nuclear radiation, hazardous pollution.
· A no mustache no beard, muscular person who thinks highly of himself and never wait for his friends ? this typically shows the Kuwaiti youth.
· Fucking retard tried to run me over twice? WTF?
· I have no explanation to the drifting truck behind my car
· I have no explanation of the torture device….

This dream gives me the shiver. If that’s what actually going to happen to our country soon. Then I’ll say we are pretty much fucked. And if that dream is just nothing to take note of, then I’ll be relaxed and thank god things like these will never happen.
Your ideas and thoughts are highly appreciated!

What happened to all the ranting?

2008-03-13T14:17:00.001+03:00

Its been a long time since I posted something, there is nothing coming in my mind. But I want to randomly rant on stuff today.

Lets start on how cruel my last month was, I began that beautiful month with neck problems, I couldn’t sleep well and I couldn’t move smoothly, I went to the company doctor and he gave me some worthless pills and some gel, and it had no effect at all, I decided to go to the pharmacy and buy some heat stickers, which did something.

After my neck problems, I was greeted with a massive strike of flu, that flu destroyed me horribly, and the company doctor was an asshole and he refused to give me a sick leave for more than 1 day.. FLU cannot disappear in 1 FREAKING DAY you FUCKING ASSHOLE. I hope you get the flu and cannot leave work. AMEEN!, Then I’ll gladly come to your clinic and point/laugh at your sad fucked up fate.

After the flu disappeared, my neck came back!, currently my neck hurts soo freaking much. Am this close to actually twist my head and end it all.. end the pain, end my sad life, and end the nagging of my family on me to get married.

Now Marriage.. that problem keeps on coming back to me every goddamn time. Mother wants me to get married, father does too, everyone in the family wants to, BUT I am a very complicated person (in a bad way), I require a lot of stuff that KUWAITI GIRLS cannot even think of it! how the hell do you expect me to get married?

You cannot just choose a girl randomly and asks me to marry her. Its impossible, I am very sick person. I require some very sick stuff from the girl I will marry, and I really doubt any of the Kuwaiti girls would accept that.

Also Kuwaiti girls are freaking expensive, and they are really spoiled which SUCKS so horribly, I will not marry a freaking girl that gives me sex whenever she feels like it. or she rewards me with sex if I bring her present. Fuck this shit, when I want sex, I freaking HAVE SEX!. Also am not the kind of a person who goes out a lot. So getting married means taking your stinking fucked up wife and eat outside + walk in stupid area’s (romantic my fucking ass) or pay a lot of money for a stupid gift.

So I can decide to NOT get married…. And….. CUT IT OFF!

OR

Get married and waste my life with a moaning bitch who doesn’t fill her eyes with anything you bring her

Enough with the fucking marriage crap. My neck hurts and I still have a lot of games to finish! Lately I was playing Dynasty Warrior 6 on the PS3, Which owns all games! Its freaking FAST and amazing. Next game will be God Of War on the PSP or Army Of Two on the PS3. one of these…

Message Of The Day:- HD-DVD = RIP

FM 99.7 Radio Go Fuck yourself!

2008-01-17T12:54:00.000+03:00

I cannot possibly imagine how crap that radio station is!, its like torturing me with bad music whenever I feel like turning on the radio.

In fact, the Radio on my car is semi dead. I don’t listen to music anymore, and sometimes I feel like listening to something to cover up the 20 min road to ahmedi doing at 140 km/h without good brakes to hold my car (suicidal I know).

So, sometimes I feel like turning the radio on, and the first station that pops is “ THIS IS FM 99.7 RADIO “GIBBERISH MUSIC “ KUWAIT! “, and then the horrible songs starts. I try my best to listen but instead of helping me with the road, it fucks up everything, so I turned it off , Not to mention the fucked up DJs in there. All the silly names and fucked up taste of music, or the callers who MOSTLY INDIANS “ Hello? I wooold leek tooo requeeest a soooong… for my gaboo, jureesh, sunil, and my beeest friend gonad!.

And you wonder why my freaking radio is dead? So I hook up an i-touch to it and listen to music I own, I usually listen to classical music, mostly by Japanese animation sound tracks, these guys are amazing, specially Kenji Kawai. I LOVE YOU MAN, I put on Kenji and he treats me to some good shit, unlike SUNIL AND GABOO AND JUREESH BULL FUCKING SHIT!.

Btw, DJ Lexus is dead I think? I sure hope so, that fucker deserve to die a horrible death, same goes with Labouch or however you spell her fucked up name. can’t you get a better name and be creative? I mean DJ LEXUS Was Creative, in an asshole way. FUCK YOU MAN. The only DJ that matters is Linda early in the morning, but no one is awake to listen to her at 6am. Specially in this cold. I don’t know if her show still on at 6am, like I said, the radio is dead and I only turned it on sometimes when I feel like it while returning from work.

I want to go to that radio station and plant a small dosage of nuclear bomb and clear them off the face of the earth, also that nuclear radiation should keep other fuckers from keep that station up. It deserve to die horribly.

I would like to take that opportunity to thank my lovely Kenji for entertaining me during my 20min driving! I L O V E Y O U !

A New Car.

2008-01-06T12:33:00.000+03:00

Its been a long time since I posted something, I don’t have anything to say really, but I will talk about something today just for you!

Recently I was thinking of buying a new car. I was so tempted to get an SUV type, so I went on and asked my friends on which car do they recommend, and they answered:-

1. Infinity FX 35
2. Nissan Mourano
3. Porsche Cayenne S
4. Range Rover Vogue

There are others that they recommended, but I didn’t like to mention them.

So I look at the list on top and went to each showroom to check out the cars. First of all I went to the Porsche, which was amazing to be honest, but the price tag dropped on me like a hammer from the 5th floor on a child’s head. A 22,500 KD for a Cayenne S sport edition. And the lame ones are about 20,00KD, I was so tempted to take one, it looks nice in the inside and nice on the outside. But I said I should give the other cars a chance.

So I went to check out the infinity, the FX35. Something amazing happened there, while I was trying to get into the car, I hit my head on the ceiling. Now, consider this.

A 163cm dude (shortie), and kinda fatty, hit his head on the ceiling while trying to get into an SUV car. That means……. Its either am getting Taller! (ROFL) or this car is way too small… I never hit my head on my Camaro.. the price tag on that is 15,000KD full option.

I looked at both of these cars price tag and said, why bother with the rest? The Rover is probably a 25,000ish and the Mourano is not my type. Too family’ish and friendly, I want something aggressive “ THE PORSCHE “.

I decided to get the Porsche! , yah 22,500KD! But then KFH (Kuwaiti Finance House) shattered my dreams by saying, you need a 11,000KD paid upfront.

Being destroyed, I checked how much I can actually waste on a car. Checking out my ability to pay and how much I can gather as upfront payment, I decided to go with the Infinity FX35, a 15,000KD, and KFH is willing to do it for me, so I asked my friends to come with me and check it out one last time.

We went there, and I sat in it for one last time. Took a look around, and I saw that small car shinning on me. I dropped myself out of the infinity fx35 and went to that shinny small car. And what I saw? The Nissan Z 350.

Now I don’t like the Z very much, but something told me to just sit in it. I opened the door, lowered my back and bended my knees to get inside the car. I squeezed myself inside, held the wheel and closed the door. Now currently I am one with the road. Am so low, I can feel the awesomeness of a sport car. I then realized…. What the Fuck was I thinking buying an SUV?,, do you know how much this is cooler? The long front dashboard, the gear and how it looks, the wheels, the long hood, the sporty look,. And then it stroked me. What I really wanted was a SPORT Car, Not a freaking SUV. I stepped out of the car and clearly declared. A SPORT CAR, to hell with SUVs.

I then decided to check out the Sport cars coming this year, and I already decided on one of the following 3:-

1. Nissan GT-R (2008) “ 20,000 ~ 25,000 KD “
2. Chevrolet Camaro (2009/10) “ 12,000 ~ 15,000 KD “
3. Chevrolet Corvette C6 (2009) “18,000 ~ 23,000 KD “

As you noticed, the prices differ a lot, the Corvette and GT-R are both in the same range, but the Camaro was just an assumption, I have no idea how much the Camaro will be, but looking at Chevrolet flag ship the corvette and its current price, I highly doubt the Camaro will be more than 14,000KD, if so, people will add 2-3,000KDs and get a corvette instead.

So far, the New Camaro wins my favor, since am a camaro fan and I already own a 1998 model, I would like to upgrade to the 2009/2010, but the question remains, when will they release it?, Also the new Camaro looks Awesome, but the interior looks kinda dull. Compared to the awesomeness of the GT-R. full with geeky stuff that I really want to mess around with!!!

I have no idea about other sports cars, if you think there are others that is better than the 3 I mentioned above, please say so.

2008? A year of wonders..

2007-12-11T13:09:00.000+03:00

Each year people celebrate new year. And every freaking year I ask myself, what did I do that made a difference in the year before? Let me try and recall what I did in year 2007.

Memory of Year 2007:-

- Got Screwed from Intel and ATI:-
I bought my new PC late 2006 and I got everything Maxed. But in early 2007, Intel decided to fuck me up by releasing their Quad Core. THANK YOU INTEL!, Also ATI screwed me up by releasing their ATI Radeon HD series. THANK YOU ATI!.

- Decided on continuing to write my old blog but stopped due to not interesting posts.

- Decided on getting married on 2007, but I got screwed pretty bad.

- I got employed late 2006, and haven’t seen my office till mid 2007.

- Got cheated by an employee who told lies about the company offerings. (Curse you to hell).

- Bought an X Box 360 and a PlayStation 3 and a 40” Bravia Full HD (total loss 1700KD).

- Cried myself to sleep every night

- Went to Dubai for a course and cursed every second of it.

- Traveled to UK to fix up some work and I ended up wasting money instead.

- Bought and finished A LOT of Games (PC/PS3/X360).

- Watched A lot of Anime and Movies.

- Got Screwed by a Manikin in front of all the cute girls

- Decided on Jumping off the KOTC Tanker ship into the ocean and commit suicide but that plan failed.

- Bought the long awaited Crysis and I did not play it. (curse you ATI).

- Continue becoming grumpy throughout the whole year.

I think that’s all I did, now looking at all these things… I think am living a sad life. SO! its time to turn this around! I will now list the stuff I “MIGHT” do in 2008! Here we go!

2008 Wonders:-

- Get a new Video Card, Specially nVidia.

- Get a new Car, Either the Nissan GT-R or the Chevrolet Camaro 2009.

- Not to get Screwed by a Manikin… specially in front of the girls!

- Buy and Play a lot of games.

- Watch a lot of Anime and Movies.

- Become Happy! (ROFL).

- Become Social! (AHAHAH!).

- Become less angrier at people.

- Eat something different! (LOL).

- Build a House.

- Get Married …. Ok.. scratch that out..

- Free Palastine! From both factions in there! ALL TO MYSELF!.

- Calm myself when talking to people!.. I keep running out of breath for some reason.

- Loss Weight.

- Order my Sex slave doll. /slap YAH!

- Not to copy Bojacob’s post Idea’s.

- Convince Bojacob that I don’t want something from him every time I want to talk to him.

- Love a Girl.

Well, I think I thought of everything. Lets see if I even get close to any of the items above. Well I can assure you item 4 and 5 will be met :P

First Aid Course

2007-12-03T15:05:00.000+03:00

First Aid is important to learn just in case you end up in a situation where you need to rescue a person life, But the process of learning it has its moment.. let me explain.

The lecturer on first aid was very enthusiastic about it, he seems to know a lot and he insisted on letting us do all what we learned. The course consists of women and men all together, and I bet the lecturer did not really care who is going to perform in front of the class. So he kept on picking randomly at first then he tends to let us all do what we learned.

First of all we took a lesson on how to handle a situation were a person is choking on an object and he cannot breath. We had no idea we are going to perform the exercise. But after he explained the procedures, something came out of his bags. Yes ladies and gentlemen, a Manikin popped out of his bag. It was huge (size of a normal person), he asked us to perform on that manikin, we ended up doing it on the manikin, believe me guys when I say this, but holding a real size manikin felt weird. I touched its stomach. I won’t forgive myself ever. He also brought out a baby manikin were I kept on pressing on its poor little chest, I almost smashed the damn thing.

Then he taught us CPR, now the fun starts. While he was explaining how to do CPR steps one by one, everyone in the class was thinking how are we going to perform it on that manikin, my mind was thinking, he won’t make us do CPR, I mean this task involves me putting my lips on that manikin. That’s not appropriate not by a fucking long shot. But that dude insisted on all of us doing it. (I immediately thought, Girls lipstick on that manikin, I won’t mind kissing that manikin.. God, I’m sick)

Then after a break, the lecturer brought another big bag. Now everyone in the class room were surprised and wondering what is in that thing. Then it came out. Ladies and gentlemen, Meet GEORGINA. The Unconscious Female Manikin. That sick bastard brought a female manikin for us to perform on her.. ehim, excuse me, IT…. WHAT? It had boobs….

He dropped her, ehim, IT. On the floor and stripped her half naked. Her, ARG IT. Boobs were showing. Every girl was laughing and I was like, please don’t let me do it, please don’t let me do CPR on that.

He then asked each one to do CPR on GEORGINA. I can’t believe he actually called it GEORGINA.

2 of our classroom mates went down on Georgina. Oh yah! It was so funny. But god did not want me to laugh alone.

He called me out to do it. I asked god to make this quick, am not the kind of a person who likes to show himself in front of people, I don’t like it. I went outside, laid next to Georgina and prepared myself (OH Georgina.. why are you so unconscious?). As one of the steps as pre-CPR, I need to check her breathing. So I had to get close to her mouth and listen, also I need to have my hands on her chest to feel if she is breathing or not. Now the thought that I was trying to not do while performing such a horrible and unrespectable move, is to avoid squeezing the boobs. The boobs were right in front of me. Goddamn my thoughts. I kept on telling myself:-

“Please don’t squeeze the Boobs “

I without a conscious SQUEEZED the damn boob! . It wasn’t intentional! It just happened! I was like NOOOOO ! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO!.. How dare I touch the goddamn boob in front of all the girls! I expected a horrible reaction, but what I heard was silence… I was like wha… no one cared it seem? Yah, only one person who cared was that sick friend of mine who was laughing,, fuck you man lol.

I immediately performed CPR to remove any suspicious thoughts coming from the girls. That moment passed me like 10 minutes. And he expected me to do it 5 times? He told me how is the patient now? I told him. Georgina is ALIVE! And I left. Everyone was laughing. And the men were saying to me, she is a manikin how come she is alive. Wtf was I suppose to say? She is not alive and let him ask me to do it 5 freaking times in front of the girls? Fuck you guys.

I cannot believe myself for squeezing that manikin boob.. god that was horrible, I really need to either get laid or get married. But… no girl is interested in my after this manikin boob squeezing scene. I still can’t forgive myself, yet it was funny. It’s just because I was afraid to squeeze it that I ended up squeezing it.

Btw. Between me and you.. That boob was soft… GOD I NEED A WIFE…

If you were wondering if the girls performed on Georgina, they did, but that fucking lame lecturer told us to go outside and take a break. So I didn’t see the 2 cute girls doing CPR. Damn those girls were cute. But after the Georgina. I think I don’t have the face to look at them. CURSE YOU GEORGINA! MAY YOU BURN HIN HELL!

Sharing my Sadness or is it Stupidity?

2007-11-26T18:39:00.001+03:00

I guess no one really liked my Crysis Post. It’s an incredible game!... no matter..

2 days ago I went to Hawalli with my friend to shop around for computer parts, I just received a half PC from my friend, missing on that PC was a PSU (Power Supply Unit), DVD Drive, Video Card, & a Hard Disk specifically SATA one.

I went to Hawalli with my friend keeping in mind that I will buy only these stuff, just enough to run that PC. But I ended up spending a lot of money on unwanted crap. Me + Hawalli = Disaster.

First of all, I bought the necessary items needed to start working on the half PC that my friend gave me, but then I got greedy, I have a 40” Full High Definition Sony Bravia, it had 2 HDMI (High Definition Media Interface) Ports, and I was wondering if I only can connect my gaming PC to an HDMI Port, I would get a 1080p resolution over a 40” and I thought immediately of CRYSIS OVER 1080p WOULD RULE.

So I went ahead and bought an DVI to HDMI converter. And since my Gaming PC was a bit far from my Bravia, I decided to get a 4 meters DVI to DVI extender. I bought a very expensive one since I needed a gold plated wire to get a strong signal, specially over 5 meter long distance. I ended up wasting 80KD, and went home after prayer and a delicious meal in Peps Pizza with my friend GunSpeed who treated me. Thanks mate, that pizza was delicious. Also the garlic bread.. damn I never ate one like that before, guess we were cheated with crappy breads from Pizza Hut. Lol.

Anyway. I returned home with a “Time to do Some Computer installation“face on myself. Ready my tools and brought down the PC, opened up all the packages I got, and started working on it. After I completed the installation, I ran the PC over my Bravia using the Bravia’s PC input. Ran like a charm with no problems at all. Except that Sony Bravia PC input had a Maximum Resolution of 1360x768x32. And of course, the resolution whore that I am, I wanted more. So I took out my new DVI to HDMI converter! And tried to hook it to my TV. But sadly the converter was so big, I couldn’t fit in the bravia HDMI Port. The converter was huge. And stupidly Sony decided to put the HDMI Ports Sideways and restricted it with a square that is heading inside the back Panel of the TV.

I went angry because that freaking HDMI to DVI Converter cost me about 16KD. It was gold plated and it looked really nice, I went to Hawalli again in anger searching for an HDMI to DVI Wire. If it’s a wire, it will fit into the back panel of the Bravia without a problem, I found one and paid a freaking 33 KD for it, it was gold plated as well, and long, 4 Meters.

I went back in a hurry to test it on the New PC that I had. Plugged it in, started the PC, worked. I immediately ran the video card driver’s suit to adjust the TV resolution, I went up to 1080p, and when I clicked Apply, the TV screen reported a 1080p Signal out of that lame 14KD Geforce video card. I went so happy and I tested the movie 300. Sadly the picture quality did not match the one that I had using the bravia PC input. Though it was low resolution. But I intended to keep it that way, it’s a waste to not use a 33kd wire hehe.

I then got greedy. Hehe. I hooked the same Wire into my Crossfire Dongle from my Gaming PC. Enabled Crossfire. And ran Crysis on 1080p. IT SUCKED. I was so shocked, I closed it and unhooked the Gaming PC, returned it to the new PC. Fired up the new PC, and was shocked again with the Bravia isn’t outputting any picture.

I panicked. I thought the PC went dead!. I unhooked the PC and immediately hooked the PS3 HDMI port, and it won’t start. Bravia HDMI Port 2 Died. I took a moment of silent and calmed down. Thinking “ That can’t be right… I did not do anything to damage the port.. it is not possible to actually damage the HDMI Port that easily.” . Then the shock stroked me at that time, and I realized that my new 40” Sony Bravia which cost me 900 KD DIED.

I went crazy over the MSN on Bojacob and GunSpeed screaming for help, poor guys were helping me with a lot of solutions; I did them all but nothing happened. Thanks guys! and sorry for crying all over your MSN.

After some time of trial and error, I concluded that HDMI Port 2 is officially dead. And of course, I blamed myself for being such an idiot and greedy. I hooked the new PC back to its PC port, fired it up, and looked at the screen crying. I stopped thinking for about 2 hours, crying on my HDMI-2’s death. I traced my steps, one by one, I can’t find any step that I made wrong. HDMI Ports cannot just die.

The next morning I phoned SONY, explained what happened, I had a warranty on that huge TV, they came to inspect it, after a lot of lame idiotic engineering by their side, they concluded that HDMI-2 is dead and will take it for repairs. They took my Bravia, and my heart was taken with it. I cried as if my Precious Bravia enters the service center. And wished it all the luck to get repaired and back to me for some massive anime watching.

Moral of this Post.

Do Not Get Greedy.

Read the Manual First (that is directed to the lame SONY Idiots who came).

Never take a chance with 900 KD equipment.

Thank God of what you have.

It’s good to experiment; I love it, but don’t do it on a 900 KD equipment.

EDIT #1:-

Sony returning the TV to me by the end of this day without fixing it, they said the board was fried and its going to take 20-30 days to order from japan. sigh =_=; I'll need to wait 20-30 days till the board comes, but at least I will have my TV in the mean time.

Crysis.... MAXIMUM GAME.

2007-11-20T20:41:00.000+03:00

I've been playing a lot of games the past few years, and I've been making notes of good ones and bad ones. But this new title just blows my mind up. Crytek is a well known game developer company that brought to us the highly addictive FarCry. Now they just shipped their new game CRYSIS.

Now I can tell you I've played alot of Well designed games, but this one is out of the lead. It has the most beautiful engine I ever saw in my entire gaming life. This game delivers what no other game could. a bunch of pictures will show you a directx 9.0c version of the game

Sadly I do not own a directx 10.0 Video Card. I only have a 2x directx 9.0c video cards The Radeons X1950s. though the game is released on the 16th of november, ATI has yet to give us a good driver that actually works with this beautiful game. They have released a hotfix that should give you some performance increase with your ATI Radeon Hardware, yet it only give you a silly increase in frame per second.

System Specification:-

Intel Core 2 Extreme X6800 over cloaked @ 3.09 Ghz (2.92 Ghz original)

4x 1GB XMS2 Corsiar DDR-II 800 Rams (Denominators)

ASUS P5W DH Deluxe Motherboard

ATI Radeon X1950 Crossfire Edition (Crossfire Setup)

ATI Radeon X1950 XTX (Crossfire Setup)

WD Raptor 10,000RPM (Operating System's HD)

WD Raptor 10,000RPM (Gaming HD)

Thermal take Tough Power 700W (crossfire/sli ready PSU)

Dual Booting: - Windows XP x64 SP2 / Windows Vista Ultimate x64

Now, my system is 1 year old. But it has the potential to run the game on High settings.

Note that Very High settings are only available if you have a DirectX 10.0 Hardware

(ie. nVidia 8xxx series or the ATI Radeon HD 2xxx/3xxx series). Also you will need windows Vista since directx 10 only works with vista.

So far the game runs 20-30 fps on a single radeon on High settings but the shadow option which is set to medium, it’s good to play, but you still need more power. This game is so beautiful and I am proud to be a PC gamer and to have played this game, the engine is so complicated. It’s realistic (though I saw some bugs: P). The AI (Artificial Intelligent) in this game is sophisticated, and behaves unpredictably; I tried to ambush one, and ended up being ambushed myself.

The game puts you in a beautifully designed landscape, the more I look at it the more I feel happy that the money I spent on this PC didn’t go to waste.

You will not want to miss this title. If you are a PC gamer. This game is a must to play. a different genre of First Person Shooters. You don’t point and shoot blindly and expect to win, you actually need to think on how to approach the camp how to get the Intel, or how to clear out the camp without alerting other camps.

This game multiplayer is one of the best. if you played Battlefield series of games, this will surely make it up for you, I did not play the multiplayer yet, I still need to finish the single campaign first.

So far I am satisfied with this game (unbelievable ha?) but I still want to complain : D

Yah, Sadly, I want a new freaking driver that works perfectly with my radeons! AMD/ATI. I hope your new Catalyst will bring me joy! Otherwise, am heading for nVidia~! Enough said! I ORDER YOU TO PLAY THIS GAME! For the love of MAXIMUM GAMING!

This is my first time posting pictures on this, so please bare with me :D

Course in PTC

2007-11-14T14:40:00.000+03:00

I started this course for a whole month in PTC about some petroleum stuff, I registered on it since it has approximately 7 degrees out of it if I pass it, and to pass it, all I need is to attend, which is fairly easy, also I would be getting good information regarding my work place, specially that this course is named as Oil Industrial Orientation.

That course is divided into sections, each week we study something, So far this week is about to finish and we got a handful of good information.

Now, when I saw the list that came to me at work with it the names of the people attending, I saw only 2 other people on it, 1 girl and 1 boy, I automatically said this going to be a nice course no one is there, easy to maintain and listen normally and get required information’s.

When I reached PTC the first day of the week "Sunday", searched for my hall, and I looked inside. I was shocked. There are a lot of girls in there and only 1 boy. I immediately thought that this is not my course. I asked the receptionist and she said that it is my course.

I went in mumbling inside, angry at the whole thing, thinking of cancelling the whole course and go back to work, why you may ask? A lot of girls mean they going to ask a lot of stupid questions and the lecture will never move forward. And that’s exactly what happened! It’s annoying as hell!

The first 3 days were lectured by a doctor from Kuwait University, I automatically hate it, because its Kuwait university bullshit, and I fucking hate Kuwait gay university, fucking hate it so much, I would gladly throw a nuclear bomb on it and vaporize it. But surprisingly, that doctor is good. his methods are excellent, but to be clearly honest, it’s dropping down to a low level of mentality.

Meaning that he is speaking Arabic/English, giving stupid examples, so people can understand. I won’t blame him, since most of the attendees are not with any engineering degree. He actually pointed that out that it is difficult to lecture people stuff that are not in their field of study. I went bored whenever he gives these stupid lame examples. But when he gets really into the subject, he is well prepared; I’m surprised Kuwait fucking gay university got its hands on someone that is good. But there was a problem with that doctor, he kept on chatting on stuff that aren’t related to the subject (Sowalif), he noticed that some of us are getting tired and bored, so he switched the subject. It gets so stupid and so boring when he does that!

And the girls ask too many stupid questions. One girl stupidly asked, how does a Crude Oil Barrel look like? OH MY GOD? A BARREL IS A UNIVERSAL UNIT! A Barrel can be shaped in any way I want! A BARREL IS A BARREL!

I know you don’t know jack shit about it, but its common sense! The questions from these girls... Oh my god... horrible.

After that doctor took 3 days out of the week, another dude came for a defensive driving lecture. he was from EQUATE, I Automatically hated that person! ANYONE WHO WORKS AT EQUATE ARE BASTARDS. Why? Because they didn’t take me when I applied to them! heheh.... Curse you EQUATE!

Well Defensive Driving is a simple course, you don’t need to be smart to actually know wtf the lecturer talks about BUT THOSE GIRLS man... oh my god with the stupid questions, and today, one of the girls took her time man. It freaking kept on talking crap and bla bla bla bla bla,,, SHUT UP ALREADY!. She talks and admits that she is stupid at driving!

I cannot believe such person. You actually say out loud that you are a stupid driver? Not only 1 story.. MULTIPLE STORIES that she clearly admits that even the stupid driver would laugh at her. It’s so horrible. She took most of the time insulting herself. I wanted to jump out and scream out loud, WE GOT IT ALREADY! WE KNOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR license WITH WAS6A! AND YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT DRIVING! SO SHUT UP AND LET THE GUY CONTINUE SO WE CAN GO HOME!

I didn’t care about the class, I took defensive driving twice at work, so I know everything related to it. But the girls, my god the level of stupidity is amazing. And BTW all of them are graduates from Kuwait University. Tells you something huh? lol

Now let all this aside. Let’s talk about the girls.

All the girls are taking sins. Why? You need to see them. They are well dressed. A lot of Makeup, smells nice, and walks by me like a swan, and it tortures me so damn hard! OH MY GOD the makeup is too much... it might fall off of her face! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SUFFER? (I love makeup btw, but not excessive makeup), this is NOT FAIR! Most of them are married for crying out loud! And am sitting there cursing my life, it’s so wrong doing that.. wallah. Have mercy on us men. I try to not look, and save myself the torture. By The Way, you actually committed a sin right there; you made me look at you sexually. Of course I will! LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING!, 7aram 3alaikom wallah… And I will need to endure the torture for the next 3 weeks. May God Have Mercy on my soul, and give me strength to actually pass this without jumping on all the girls and lick their faces off.

Fuck Kuwaiti Drivers.

2007-11-05T12:47:00.000+03:00

Why? Because you guys took your license using wasta (was6a). how I know? Because you don’t know shit about driving!

There are a lot of assholes driving out there. These fuckers makes me sick and angry, if I had a mini gun mounted to my car, so I shoot anyone that is doing wrong.

Why do you think some of you deserve to die horribly? I’ll tell you…

Some Kuwaiti Drivers drive slowly in the morning on the left lane. Why? This is how they think “ My Car is new and I need to maintain speed “, “ Am too early and I need to take it easy (eshwarai?)”, “Am too Careful today, I must maintain my speed”..

FUCK YOU. Who gives a shit if you are early in the morning or your car is new, I AM LATE, You better fucking move out of the way you fucking retard! I wish you have a bad accident, you break your bones, taken to a hospital, and then I will visit you, point at you and laugh, stretches in front of you, jumps, dances in front of you while you suffer a horrible pain, body wise and mental wise.

Some other drivers drive too fast. “I am Late, and am doing 170 km/hr” That’s way over the speed. Wtf 170 km/hr? I hope you have a fucking crash that you loss your legs hands and part of your face. I would then visit you at the hospital show you how clean my face is, picks up one of your arms and TWISTED IT so hard and watch you scream in pain!.

Some other drivers.. THE ONES I HATE THE MOST. Fucking drives at 120-130 km/hr, on king fahad road (120 km/hr Maximum Speed by Traffic), and when they see a camera, they fucking reduce their speed to 90/100 km/hr.. W T F did you do that for? The Fucking camera will not take a picture of you at 120km/hr, heck it wont even take your picture at 130km/hr.. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?. I hope that camera takes a picture of you while am passing beside you and doing 010 at your face. FUCK YOU… FUCK YOU so horribly.

There are some I saw at night not using their headlight, They didn’t even turned on the lights. They probably thinking “I am Cool. I drive at night without lights on” “Everyone sees me, its just fine, no need to turn my lights on” I SO WISH you Fucking crash into a HUGE Trailer that didn’t spot you because you didn’t have headlights on. Take you to the hospital, and I visit you with flash lights and flashes all over your face and jump on your broken bones and laughs at your miserable state.

MORE to come!, Specially the Women.. OH MY GOD the Women.. some drives really slowly with expensive cars “ Tekfa ‘3azilni…. Only expensive cars plz..” I wish you take out your hands to pick someone’s phone number through your window while driving and some fast motorcycle comes passing by and takes your hands with him. And then I’ll visit you in the hospital playing with both of my hands, show you neat tricks you can only do with 2 HANDS and laugh at you so much, you would consider killing yourself right there on the spot.

Women thinks they are respected on the road. Here is how I respect you.. FUCK YOU. If you drive slowly or turned off your headlights or flashes me from behind to slow down and look at you. I’ll fucking push the breaks and let you smash into me, then I’ll get down out of anger and smash your face to the ground. I would also call the police and tell them you crashed into me while they notice your face is fucking bleeding all over the place.

I once had a girl honking on me while I was taking out money from a bank. I went pass by her and demanded to know WTF she wants. She then looked at me, smiled and pressed on the gasoline paddle real hard “Ya3ni el7agni”… honestly did you expect me to follow you? Fucking retard… Fucking bitch… I really wish you have a flat tire while driving so fast and crash into a light pole smashes your fucking head all over your front car window. Taken to the hospital, then I’ll visit you and give you my number. Oh also I’ll laugh at your miserable fucked up state.

What else? OH! Drivers that do not use their signals. Why do you think they put signals on your car? To not use them? Do you think your car will use a lot of battery when you use them?, I had a lot of times when am waiting on a U Turn and that fucking retard did not signal that he/she is going to Turn. So he/she turned while I was waiting for him/her. I really wish a speedy pickup truck passes by you while you doing your U Turn happily and takes the front half of your car with it. Then I’ll stop my car in the middle of the road, jumps off, runs toward you, point and laughs so hard I’ll probably faint.

I wish the authorities gives me permission to mount a mini gun on my car. So help me god I will cleanse this fucked up land from all the scum!.

A Course in Dubai

2007-10-30T13:46:00.000+03:00

I’ve been away from Kuwait the past week. I’ve been on a course to Dubai sent by my company. At first I was really happy for getting nominated to the course, but I did not expect the experience to be so boring. Let me explain.

Everything is paid by the company, thank god, I received my advance payment and I booked a hotel, I was aiming to get the cheapest hotel to save money so I can buy an iTouch + a Video Card (the 8800 Ultra). I was in contact with the course coordinator to try and find me the cheapest possible, at the end we managed to get a hotel cheaper than the one that the course at, Marriott hotel was to expensive for me really, a 1200 UAE Derhams per night. That’s way too much.

The Coordinator found me a hotel with 550 UAE Derhams per night, which is Avari hotel. I figured that’s good enough and its 10 minutes away from JW Marriott. So I went ahead and booked me a room. The coordinator did not find a single room, so I went with a single deluxe which is 660 instead of 550 per night, still acceptable.

The day came where I was supposed to fix up my bags and get ready, but I was so annoyed to do it, so I left it at the last minute (typical hehe). After rushing everything, I went to the airport and got on my plane. I reached Dubai in 1 hr and 30mins, not bad really. And one of the employees who suppose to be with me on the course took the same flight. But that bastard is a senior, so the company booked him a business class. While I suffer in a fucking economical class. Fucking retards.

At the airport I found my friend waiting for me (he studies in Sharga), he was prepared and looked up the hotel location (Thanks DNAQ8 :D), I went there and talked to the receptionist, he noticed that am alone and changed to the room to the 550 derhams, good man. I went to my room prayed, got ready, and went our with my friend, before I went out, I talked to the receptionist guy, and asked him to prepare a taxi for me in the early morning to get to the course location. And I went out.

The next morning I woke up, got ready, and went down. I asked for my taxi and the fucker did not brought one. I told him that I already said so yesterday, he replied with an evil smile on his face saying “You Cannot get a taxi early in the morning, the traffic jam is horrible”, What kind of a Fucking service is that? The hotel should be decent! It’s a 4 star hotel, not a crappy one.

He told me to wait outside for a taxi. I said fuck this shit, and asked the bellboy for the hotel direction, and I just walked there. While I was walking, it is very noticeable that the traffic was horrible early in the morning, so I laughed at all the people in the cars while passing through.

I finally reached my Course Hotel and GODDAMN that hotel is PRETTY in the inside, and smells nice! And a cute girl welcomed me and showed me to the course room. I went there and we started the course.

This happens every day of the course. At the end of each day, I go to the hotel, rest up, and wait for my friend to come to pick me up so we go out. He took me to some malls only since he thought I only want computer stuff. I actually do, so he took me around and I noticed that Dubai is FULL with Asians! I have NOT seen any UAE’s there. Its full with Malaysians, Chinese, Indians, Philippineos etc. I got sick of this! And this is the first time in my life seeing a woman with a beard!, shocking as it may sound, it is true!. And I saw a girl that has a voice of a man!, I saw a lot of Homos there fucking piece of shit country.

Each night I back to the hotel and tries to sleep to wake up early in the morning, But that fucking disco noise reaches the top floor!. How can I sleep while “ AL BURTAGALA! AL-BURTAGALA AL-BURTAGALA! “ each fucking second!. I really wished that burtagala turns to a poison and kills everyone in that room.

On the second day, I went down to the Course Hotel Buffet (its FREE!) and tried it out. Of course JW Marriott is a 5 Start hotel, so I was expecting good stuff!. But I was shocked when I saw its full with stuff that I cannot eat. How can you eat an oyster? Yuck! Its squishy and squeaky and it feels like a jelly.. ewwww… anyway, while I was passing through the buffet checking the food, I saw a cockroach roaming between the dishes around and on the food, horrible huh? I immediately went to tell one of the waiters to remove it!, that was horrible! That’s what I should be expecting in a 5 fucking star hotel? I’ll never eat again here!, I left!. Hungry was I, I went to a small store and got me some Pringles.

Every kind of food I ate in Dubai was horrible, Nothing was nice except for the burger I ate in my room (room service) it was kinda salty but good enough. Rest is just not good. Wasted money. I loved Kuwait and wanted to go back :(. I wasted a lot of time in Dubai doing nothing but shopping for stuff that I really don’t care or want, or sleeping and watching super old comedy shows on Showtime in my hotel room.

I was so bored I called Kuwait airways and asked them to re-schedule my flight back to Kuwait as earliest as possible! And so they did, I called my friend and told him that am leaving early and I need to buy my iTouch now. So I went and bought me an iTouch plus some stuff my friends asked me to get.

The Final day of my course, I got my degree, left as early as possible since I don’t want to see anyone of the course guys saying bye or something, I’ll never see them again as long as I lived. I went back to the hotel and told him I need a taxi to get to my friends apartment. But of course because the hotel is fucking horrible, he said I cannot get you a taxi. Wtf? Its 11am and you cant get a taxi? Why not? They say the taxi company never answer calls…………….do you think am stupid? That’s what I told her. How in earth that there is a taxi company that doesn’t take phone calls? Which planet are you living on? FUCK YOU PLANET?.

I went out angry and spotted one of the taxies. Got the number on the taxi and called, the girl said taxi will be there in 20mins. Ok. Now were you saying you cant call? I said to the receptionist in an angry matter. Then I screamed at her saying I JUST CALLED THEM and GOT MY TAXI, If you don’t want to work, DO NOT COME TO WORK!. HELL DO NOT COME TO OTHER PEOPLES COUNTRY IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO WORK!. And I sat in front of her waiting for the taxi. That Bitch. I wanted to Fucking KILL her Right there on the spot.

I called my friend insulting UAE in every way possible out of anger. He kept on laughing because he knows why. That was horrible! Fucking hotel took 3000 Derhams from me and he cannot fucking bring me a taxi.. FUCK YOU DUBAI. FUCK YOU SO HORRIBLY.

1. Hotel Services Sucks
2. Food with Cockroach
3. Humid as hell it makes you dizzy
4. Full with Indians bastards and Philippino Homosexuals.
5. Roads construction planning is as stupid as it gets.
6. All I saw is tall buildings and I see no use to any.
7. Its fucking expensive.
8. Sharga is a fucking desert…..
9. Long Live Kuwait…………….THE END (only need to Bomb the Customs in Kuwait and everything should be fine, oh and kill the thief’s.. you know yourselves, and reduce ridiculous prices on computer parts…. And a lot of other shit.. wait a minute………bah I wont comment.)

Now am back to my Computers, My Room, My Anime, My Games, and I got Crysis SinglePlayer Demo, and now am MAXIMUM CRYSIS FEVER.

Crytek….MAXIMUM GAME!
Halo 3 and Microshit can kiss my white fat ass!

ushopweship and loss your items.....

2007-10-11T13:16:00.000+03:00

Let me tell you my story with ushopweship.com

First of all, I've been with them for months, all shipments I ordered were received just fine, but not till Ramadan arrived... the horror starts..

Lets talk about our amazing customs... Those bunch of fucking assholes don't know shit about how to handle packages. Everything they see in English is porn to them. fucking retards I wish I can kill every single one of them.

Anyway, On to our package. I ordered my lame, (yes now its lame because I should have never ordered it), on the 30th of August 2007, it consists of a lame PSP Game and a Comfort Grip to be installed on the PSP. Amazon.com replied that the shipment was sent and it arrived at your destination.

Now the destination is my ushopweship address. I never received anything on my mobile regarding any shipment, they usually send me an SMS saying that I received a shipment from this and that. So I decided to log in to the site and check it myself. And of course, there is nothing reported on the site.

So I, al 9aboor el 7aboob, waited, I said " Am not in a hurry, maybe there was a problem and they going to fix it in 2-3 days ". sadly this continued for the next month and half.

I checked Amazon.com and they reported that the shipment was delivered 3 days after I placed the order. So, ushopweship website is having a major problem. so i decided to call on the 10th of September (see how patient I am?), And the customerservice replied and said that I have received the packages and they are stuck at customs.

When I heard that I said Immediately "FUCK!", I know that customs are jerks and a bunch of retards put together in one location. But I said lets give them a chance.

I waited and called and argued with ushopweship, then suddenly when I checked my ushopweship account, I saw a standing amount of money needed to be paid. I immediately paid it knowing that its for my current shipment. After a while and on the 26th of September, (are you keeping track of the dates? i ordered on the 30th, they received on the 5th, i received on the 26th), I finally received my packages!. BUT, I noticed something weird.

First of all, Amazon NEVER ships an item without their box with their name on it. This box I received is way too big... it looks weird and it doesn’t have the Amazon Logo. Also the Package was wide opened. and I can see the inside guts of my package. my response at that time " WHAT THE FUCK? ".

I opened the package and I found one of the items i ordered, the GRIP. but. Where the fuck is my Game?...... THE GAME IS LOST!. The package was opened! and there were no game inside!, There were no bills on the outside of the box, AMAZON ALWAYS PUT THE BILLS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BOX!... Someone happily opened my box, messed around with it, and when its time to send it, he choose any box laying around the place, put the goddamn stuff, loss my game and yallah yallah send it 3adi 3adi ma7ad shaf...

My response? ... I went dead silent for like 1 hour.. how is this possible? oh.. Welcome to Kuwait I said to myself... But that’s private items.... i replied to myself again, Welcome to Kuwait, I also said... No respect to other peoples belongings?, I immediately replied. WELCOME TO KUWAIT!.

I called Ushopweship in anger and told them about this weird box and what’s missing. they are so calm saying " we will search for it ". but can you explain something to me Ms. Customer Services of ushopweship... " How are you going to search for a PSP Game in Customs? are you mocking me? HOW DARE HE OPEN MY FUCKING PACKAGE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!. they afraid its porn? Believe me! if I wanted Porn, I'll get it whether you like it or not and In front of you TOO!.

Its now the 11th of October, Eid is upon us, and NO Game, No refund, No shit. I really want to Open this eid with a BANG and blow both Ushipweship and customs to hell.

Its not about the stupid game. its a 40$ game, I careless about the stupid money, The main idea is that you insulted me by suspecting its porn though its clearly says MONSTER HUNTER II.. I can hardly believe this is porn you jack shit... and a PSP Grip... its not a dildo you fucking retards. its all written on the goddamn bill on the goddamn box you lost.

and ushipweship Never calls with updates on the current situation. I always call, and when I do, their progress is ZERO what so ever. So i concluded today...

1. Ushopweship are using the Ignore till he forget about it idea.

2.Ushipweship clearly don’t give a shit about you since you paid the money

3. Customs are full with Assholes who think everything goes 7aram in ramadan

4. People working in Customs are to be taken outside in a public area and beaten with sandals (ni3il) till they die, and feed their rotten corpses to the dogs.. 7aram el dogs wallah....

5. Never going to use ushopweship again

6. Never going to order from outside. unless I have was6a in customs.

7. Kuwait Customs Sucks Ass. they are a bunch of uneducated people. (retards)

End of Conclusion!

TV In Ramadan TAKE 2

2007-10-08T12:32:00.000+03:00

Welcome back to my Rant on TV programs in Ramadan! last time I talked about a TV Program called Al-Kashaf in Kuwait TV Channel 1. This post will add a few more to the table.

2. Yawmiyat Bo Qotada and Bo Nabeel On Al-Watan TV.

Ok. first of all the 3D CG is good, its not horrible, its just good. i wanted to clear that part since i liked the animation, though it was a bit shallow but its something.

Now on the bottom of this, I don’t mind the ideas but do you honestly expect people to really consider what you are saying? I know for a fact that people will look at it, laugh, ignore the content. This totally defeats the purpose of the program. Why you may ask? well its a comedy, and people tend to NOT take comedy seriously, so if you are trying to deliver a message here.. you have failed so hard.

And the ideas are done very poorly, how dare you waste 10mins of our life’s on a " put together quickly " solution, you probably did not want to waste time on thinking about how to deliver your message?, YOU FAILED again.

And why bother with only 10mins? the freaking stupid opening theme is like 3 mins of it. to be honost, that show is total crap and its a waste of time, energy, and funding.

3. Kani Wa Mani on Al- Watan TV.

Before I start. I want to send a big FUCK YOU to the person who wrote that opening theme... you fucking retard jack ass piece of shit, couldn’t you think of something more creative then OKAY OKAY, OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY? KANI KANI KANI MANI MANI? I bet a 6 years old can do better than you!. fucking sad!!!!

The Actors.. ok.. THIS IS NOT ACTING. its called "Tahreej", you delivering a message here too? you did not only failed... you SUCK at it. All I see is a bunch of old morons trying to be funny but its just making themselves fools and putting annoying lines and stupid dialogs. All your episodes were just junk, the person who thought of them was probably sitting the bathroom taking a shit.

There was no effort what so ever in that lame stupid program. all they did is travel Syria probably, take a vacation, make some tahreej, have some fun, come back take money.. THEY TOOK MONEY for this!, WAKE UP PEOPLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!... FINE! I'll do better.. give me your money's!... I'll sure do better than OKAY OKAY MANI MANI KANI KANI theme song!.

4. Mizna And Family from MBC 1

Oh god, i cannot believe how horrible this is. how sad it is. Saudians are trying to be funny? since when you are funny? oh.. since Tash 1... that’s about it. I’ll come to that later. lets focus on Mizna.

Now that show is about a lame ass saudian family.. the voice acting is horrible, the drawings is like 12 years old kids doing scratches all over, wtf that dude has a tall neck,, what’s the idea in there? oh BULLSHIT!.

I saw only 1 episode, and that episode was making fun of Playstation 2 games and Grand Theft Auto 3 probably. THE IDEA is FUNNY! Saudians making fun of GTA and PS2? YOU FUCKING RETARDS! GTA and PS2 got more money than you ever thought of you stupid piece of shit. you have no idea what you talking about!. HOW DARE YOU INSULT GRAND THEFT AUTO! that game owns your FUCKING LIFE and every second of it... I swear to god, If I find a Saudian dying on the floor and a PS2 running GTA3, I will HAPPILY play GTA3 and watch that retard DIES and LAUGH ABOUT IT TOO!. THERE!,,,, fucking bastards.

5. Tash 15 MBC1.

Drop dead please. Tash 1 was ok, rest is just bullshit. you repeat the same crap and lame acting all over again. and what’s this about these 2 clowns as 15 years of comedy? you joking right? I never laughed at them.. I felt so sad at them both for making fools out of themselves to make people laugh... but sadly it didn’t work on me, you don’t see me laugh.. why? BECAUSE ITS C R A P !

That’s all the TV I saw in Ramadan, I’ll never watch TV in Ramadan again, I’ll do the same as my friends who just ignore this bullshit retard ness and live on normally. Now some people might question, since you hate them, why watch them? the answer is...

DO I HAVE A CHOICE? am forced to when my family gathers for fitoor. FORCED! I could leave, but that wont be good... really...

THERE, RANT IS OVER! next topic should be better than the last 2. hopefully.

TV OWNERS.. GET A LIFE!

EDIT #1:
OMG, I forgot the most hilarious program ever! Haleema Poland's....

I think some asshole told her you know how to act... and if I saw that asshole, I will gladly shoot him with a Bazooka to make sure he dies.

She acts Horribly, too much makeup! its sick! oh! and her head moves apart from her body,, L O L, I laughed when someone said that to me. so true. and what's the main idea of Haleema moaning and showing off her sex appeal? i don't get it.. this should be fawazeer program. why bother with all the makeup and dress up and sexiness and so and so... DO NOT MOAN GIRL! ITS BAD!! REALLY BAD!!!

TV In Ramadan.

2007-10-02T13:07:00.001+03:00

Yeah, Ramadan is at the last stages now, 10 more days and Eid will arrive.

Now lets look at what TVs had offered us in Ramadan, I don't watch much TV to be honest, but I will comment on the bullshit i saw...

Al Kashaf.

The main idea is beautiful, but its badly done, first of all, you bring this dude who actually never done any documentary before and ask him to talk like a retard throughout the program. Its really embarrassing to even look at that dude. he dresses up like a 17 years old, he talks bla bla bla it hurts my head (no experience in presentation what so ever), and he seem like he is just saying stuff outta his mind, the moment it comes, he say it.

He, Sadly and in my opinion, made the program a waste of time and money, of course money is not an issue here since its cheap. he stands in the weirdest places and talk, for example one of the episodes he stupidly stands near a freaking highway with lots of cars passing by, and he says " lets wait for the cars to stop passing so i can talk, its too noisy", what fucking retard asks a presenter to actually stand near a place that is too noisy and talks?.

Also he talks in pure kuwaiti accent.. ok now, if you doing a documentary, why wont you use pure normal arabic? do you actually think you are making it easier on us to understand? what a fucking jack shit.

And lets not forget the amazing camera work, that bastard never actually have any experience in camera control?, why the fuck do you shoot his shadow while talking? or shoot his goddamn foot? why would we be interested in his fucking foot? also, the most stupidest camera location ever, he actually shot his back foot from under his stupid ass wrangler jeep... ok now call me stupid, but what were you thinking there? creativity? are you fucking blind?.

Now after i ranted about this, i want to make one comment.. to the guys who thought of the idea, Thank you. To the guys who done it, FUCK YOU. re-do it please in a better manner, and please bring someone with experience to present. no matter how old/expert that dude is, he is one fucking retard who cannot present shit. LEARN TO CAST RIGHT!.

There are other OMG BULLSHIT programs on TV throughout Ramadan, I'll keep it for later....

A New Beginning!

2007-10-02T12:56:00.000+03:00

This is a Test. am going to write articles soon....